ADAM SANDLER - THE ADVENTURES OF THE COW LYRICS
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"and now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little league game getting hit by a pitch"
[baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow]
"and now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time, and thinks his parachute isnít gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground"
M1: alright cow, donít even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down, quit being a pansy and do it
"and now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru and then gets halfway home before realising they forgot his french fries"
[cow opening paper bag]
[car screeches, and turns back around]
"and now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break and then realises he canít swim"
[cow walking towards pool, big splash]
"and now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club, when a bouncer notices he doesnít have any shoes on"
F1: ohh baby you like it when I dance with you
F1: uh uh uh, you canít touch that
Bouncer: keep your hands off the girl
Bouncer: hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leave
M2: hey watch it cow
"and now a cow playing tennis against farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle when the farmer makes an obvious bad call"
[tennis ball being hit]
Farmer: that was out
Farmer: donít tell me it wasnít cause I saw it and that was out
Farmer: by at least 3 feet thatís how far, come in look there is still a mark where itís out
Farmer: donít tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball was out
Farmer: you cannot see from that angle
"and now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is from a famous actor but he soon finds out itís just a practical joke"
[phone rings, cow picks it up]
Farmer: hello may I speak to the cow
Farmer: hi, Iím a famous actor
Farmer: oh, thank you very much, I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me
Farmer: why donít I make reservations?
Farmer: and why donít I tell you my real name? farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle
Farmer: take that fatty
[slams down phone]
"and now a cow gets his revenge on farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle"
Farmer: pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time.
[car hits farmer]
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