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Agoraphobic Nosebleed


publisher: ©Universal Music Publishing Group
writers: Grant Nicholas, Jon Lee, Taka Hirose
album: Track 95 in album Altered States of America
release date: 2003-4-1
popularity : 5 users have visited this page.
genres: Electronic Rock
styles: Grindcore/Industrial/Noise
length: 0:11

Cover Art

Agoraphobic Nosebleed Altered States of America cover art
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I was getting my cock sucked
when the plane collided into the second tower.
She spit my nut up
and wiped her mouth
with the American flag.



Track Listing


CD 1
  • 0 Wonder Drug Wonderland
  • 1 Spreading the Dis-Ease
  • 2 Ark of Ecoterrorism
  • 3 Living Lolita Blowjob
  • 4 Thawing Out
  • 5 The Need for Better Body Armor
  • 6 Freeze-Dried Cemetery
  • 7 Children Blown to Bits by the Busload
  • 8 Scoring in Heaven
  • 9 Fuck Your Soccer Jesus
  • 10 Guided Tour
  • 11 Honky Dong
  • 12 Famous Last Words
  • 13 Osaka Milk Bar
  • 14 Drive by Blowjob on a Bicycle
  • 15 Ten Pounds of Remains
  • 16 Utter Mental Retardation and Reversal of Man
  • 17 Neotropolis Euphoria
  • 18 Snitch Olympics
  • 19 Crawling Out of the Cradle Into the Casket
  • 20 Removing Locator Tooth
  • 21 Aum Shinrikyo
  • 22 The Protocols of the Elders of Zion
  • 23 The Tokyo Subway Gassing
  • 24 The Star of David
  • 25 Shintaro Ishihara and the Rape of Nanking in World War 2
  • 26 Mahikari
  • 27 Micro-Tidal Wave
  • 28 Crop Dusting
  • 29 LSD as a Chemical Weapon
  • 30 Illegal Manufacture
  • 31 Drugging the Control Group
  • 32 Alice in La La Land
  • 33 Apocalypse as Mescaline Experience
  • 34 The Artifical Religious Experience
  • 35 The First Day of Sodom: Pussy Hair Prayer Rug
  • 36 The Second Day of Sodom: Distortion in Eden
  • 37 The Third Day of Sodom: Serpent of the Gay Pride Rainbow
  • 38 The Fourth Day of Sodom: Snaking Adam's Black Apple
  • 39 The Fifth Day of Sodom: Like a Cretin on Christmas Eve
  • 40 The Sixth Day of Sodom: Boston Hardcore Caligula
  • 41 The Seventh Day of Sodom: Fantasizing Hydrahead
  • 42 The Eight Day of Sodom: Lamb of the Rotisserie God
  • 43 The Ninth Day of Sodom: Holiday Bowl Full of Asshole
  • 44 The Tenth Day of Sodom: Enter the House of Feasting
  • 45 The Eleventh Day of Sodom: Passing Blunts and Cunts at Relapse
  • 46 The Twelfth Day of Sodom: When Taking a Shit Feels Sexy
  • 47 Poland Springfield Acidbag
  • 48 Rectal Thermometer
  • 49 Lemonade and a Snickers Bar
  • 50 Necro-Cannibalistic Tendencies in Young Children
  • 51 Bombs With Butterfly Wings
  • 52 Watching a Clown Point a Gun at a Small Dog (reprise)
  • 53 Mosquito Holding Human Cattle Prod
  • 54 For Just Ten Cents a Day...
  • 55 Mental Change(s): Altered Consciousness
  • 56 Radical Modernism
  • 57 Human Enhancement
  • 58 Juxtaposed Impacts
  • 59 Unprecedented Experiment
  • 60 Transparent Enclosure
  • 61 Bong Hit Wonder
  • 62 Opening to Personals AD by Richard Johnson
  • 63 Relapse Refusing U.N. Weapons Inspectors
  • 64 Neural Linguistic Programming
  • 65 The Fag vs. The Indian
  • 66 Black Metal Transvestite
  • 67 Debbie Does Dishes
  • 68 Marine Pornography (For Whale Cock Skateboards)
  • 69 Keeping a Clean Kennel
  • 70 Baby Mill, Part 1 (Born and Sold Into Child Slavery)
  • 71 Firearms for All Faiths
  • 72 Domestic Solution
  • 73 Definition of Death
  • 74 Discolored
  • 75 Scott Hulk on Intramuscular Steroids
  • 76 4 Leeches (40,000 Leeches)
  • 77 Group Taking Acid as Considered Conspiracy Against the Government
  • 78 Small Room and a Six-Pack
  • 79 Deviant Arousal
  • 80 Unbound by Civilized Properties
  • 81 They All Burned!
  • 82 Shotgun Funeral
  • 83 Homophobic Assbleed
  • 84 Exacting Revenge on Pets
  • 85 Baby Mill, Part 2 (White Russian)
  • 86 Narcoterrorist Megalomaniac
  • 87 Releasing a Dove From a Ghetto Rooftop
  • 88 Bipartisan Buttfuck
  • 89 Bent Over the Cross
  • 90 A Chance at Reprisal
  • 91 Altered Ego
  • 92 Pin the Tail on the Donkey
  • 93 Latter Day Mormon Ritual
  • 94 5 Band Genetic Equalizer, Part 3
  • 95 Absurd Boast
  • 96 Burning Social Interest
  • 97 Whore Torn Vet
  • 98 Obi Wan Kaczynski
  • 99 Placing a Personal Memo on the Boss's Desk