Smooth Grandmama



album: Track 5 in album Grace Period
release date: 2002
popularity : 5 users have visited this page.
genres: Rock Pop Folk, World, & Country
styles: Parody
length: 3:29

Album Information

country(area): United States
script: Latin

Cover Art

ApologetiX Grace Period cover art


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As he came up to the window, heard the sound of, Barry Manilow
She was sitting at the table, he could see she, had a Bible

She's a kind-hearted widow, and she bought you, a Nintendo, last week
And then she ran into the bedroom, she was knelt down, it was for you
Granny causes road rage, in slow lanes, she's no Andretti
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth grandmamma
she came into the hallway, it was Sunday, had a snack made
Granny says you know babe, the Lord say, in verse 3:20
And you gotta go pray, or else babe, you won't gain entry

Believe He died or your sins though
He came into your heart then, you were prostrate, on the carpet
You were sat down, there was more food
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth grandmama
Granny had a roast made, and potatoes, that were homemade
So she baked you, some crescent rolls, lets eat!
And then your Granny took and fed you
Granny brought you cold grapes, and poached eggs, and bowls of candy
Granny's artichokes make, your throat gag, so don't take any


Track Listing

  • 1 Corinthians
  • 2 Cornelius
  • 3 I'm a Receiver
  • 4 YHWH
  • 5 Smooth Grandmama
  • 6 Devil Went Down to Jordan
  • 7 Drop of Lucifer
  • 8 Born Above
  • 9 Follow Me
  • 10 Don't Fear the People
  • 11 Lemonade
  • 12 How You Rewind Me
  • 13 Regeneration
  • 14 Love the Jews
  • 15 Good Guys Bad Guys
  • 16 Flurry
  • 17 Tom Saw Ya
  • 18 Sufferin' Just Finished
  • 19 Smells Like Thirtysomething Spirit
  • 20 Baa! We're Lambs!