Smooth Grandmama Lyrics



album: Track 5 in album Grace Period
release date: 2002
popularity : 19 users have visited this page.
genres: Rock Pop Folk, World, & Country
styles: Parody
length: 3:29

Album Information

country(area): United States
script: Latin

Cover Art

ApologetiX Grace Period cover art


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As he came up to the window, heard the sound of, Barry Manilow
He came into her apartment, smelled the Ben Gay, and the chocolate
She was sitting at the table, he could see she, had a Bible
Then she ran into the bedroom, got her teeth down, and her perfume

Granny, are you OK, you OK, you OK, Granny? (4X)

Granny's not an old maid, She's a zealot, with a bold faith
She's a kind-hearted widow, and she bought you, a Nintendo, last week
You came into her apartment, left the mud stains, on the carpet
And then she ran into the bedroom, she was knelt down, it was for you
Granny likes to crochet, and croquet, and quote Dear Abby
Granny causes road rage, in slow lanes, she's no Andretti
Granny's got the whole day, to go pray, for all her family
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth grandmamma


Track Listing

  • 1 Corinthians
  • 2 Cornelius
  • 3 I'm a Receiver
  • 4 YHWH
  • 5 Smooth Grandmama
  • 6 Devil Went Down to Jordan
  • 7 Drop of Lucifer
  • 8 Born Above
  • 9 Follow Me
  • 10 Don't Fear the People
  • 11 Lemonade
  • 12 How You Rewind Me
  • 13 Regeneration
  • 14 Love the Jews
  • 15 Good Guys Bad Guys
  • 16 Flurry
  • 17 Tom Saw Ya
  • 18 Sufferin' Just Finished
  • 19 Smells Like Thirtysomething Spirit
  • 20 Baa! We're Lambs!