Bethlehemian Rhapsody



album: Track 1 in album Radical History Tour
release date: 1994
popularity : 12 users have visited this page.
genres: Rock Folk, World, & Country
styles: Parody
length: 5:53

Album Information

label: Parodudes
country(area): United States
script: Latin

Cover Art

ApologetiX Radical History Tour cover art


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Is this a real guy? Is he just fantasy?
Open your eyes, look up at Goliath, and see:
I’m dressed for war boys, I need no infantry
Israelites, pick my foe
You might figure now we’re dead
And know he’s gonna know they’re all afraid
He’ll come back again this time tomorrow
Hooray! My time has come
Goodbye, everybody – but not for long
C’mon (David you’re a whimp though) I’m not gonna die
What are you trying to prove? You’ll be chewed up and mangled!
I’ll kick your butt!
Daring to fight ‘gaist this monstrosity
Evil comes, evil goes- you will get deposed
I will not, no! I will not get deposed
Yes, you will (repeat) Your head will roll
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Beelzebub and his devils gonna fight for me for me for me
So you think you can scorn me and spit on my tribe?
Oh, baby…. you ain’t just duelin’ David
God wins every battle- God wins every battle for me
David will be king soon


Track Listing

  • 1 Bethlehemian Rhapsody
  • 2 Isaac Man
  • 3 Jacob's Name is Israel
  • 4 Judgement Gets Passed
  • 5 (Check Out) The Book
  • 6 Yer Maker
  • 7 I Know a Riddle
  • 8 I've Got Elijah Fightin' Baal
  • 9 Not Logs Linicoln
  • 10 Read Ephesians
  • 11 Lazzie Lay
  • 12 Catch That Fever!
  • 13 Triune Godhead
  • 14 Ignorant Song
  • 15 EZKiel
  • 16 Virgin
  • 17 The Sounds of Silas
  • 18 Bad Dude Risin'
  • 19 Life in the Last Days
  • 20 Midnight Hour Part 2