ApologetiX - Bethlehemian Rhapsody Lyrics

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Is this a real guy? Is he just fantasy?
‘Cause of his grand size, no one’s safe from fatality
Open your eyes, look up at Goliath, and see:
I’m dressed for war boys, I need no infantry
Because I’ll meet the one you propose
Israelites, pick my foe
Anyway, I’ll win, so it doesn’t matter to me
Mama, there’s still no man who can come against this threat
You might figure now we’re dead
Mama, Goliath is testing us
And know he’s gonna know they’re all afraid
Mama, he’s a mean and crazy guy
He’ll come back again this time tomorrow
Daring us, Scaring us- cause he wants to meet in battle
Hooray! My time has come
Been a shepherd all my life-but I’m taking on this giant
Goodbye, everybody – but not for long
God will lead me all the while I face this brute
C’mon (David you’re a whimp though) I’m not gonna die
The One who wins my battle is Lord over all
I see a little silly shepherd, not a man
What are you trying to prove? You’ll be chewed up and mangled!
Send a boy to fight me? A very very tiny flea!
Gol-la-liath! Gol-la-liath! Gonna die you big galoot!
I’ll kick your butt!
I trust the Lord but nobody trusts me
He trusts the Lord but suffers from insanity
Daring to fight ‘gaist this monstrosity
Evil comes, evil goes- you will get deposed
I will not, no! I will not get deposed
Yes, you will (repeat) Your head will roll
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Come-to-me-a! Come-to-me-a! Let the eagles pick your bones
Beelzebub and his devils gonna fight for me for me for me
So you think you can scorn me and spit on my tribe?
So you think you’re above me just based on your size?
Oh, baby…. you ain’t just duelin’ David
You’e gonna get it now- cause God’ll win my battle here
Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
Guys I’m really flattered-yet it wasn’t me
God wins every battle- God wins every battle for me
David will be king soon
Track Listing
CD 1
  • 1 Bethlehemian Rhapsody
  • 2 Isaac Man
  • 3 Jacob's Name is Israel
  • 4 Judgement Gets Passed
  • 5 (Check Out) The Book
  • 6 Yer Maker
  • 7 I Know a Riddle
  • 8 I've Got Elijah Fightin' Baal
  • 9 Not Logs Linicoln
  • 10 Read Ephesians
  • 11 Lazzie Lay
  • 12 Catch That Fever!
  • 13 Triune Godhead
  • 14 Ignorant Song
  • 15 EZKiel
  • 16 Virgin
  • 17 The Sounds of Silas
  • 18 Bad Dude Risin'
  • 19 Life in the Last Days
  • 20 Midnight Hour Part 2

  • Credits
    album: Track 1 in album Radical History Tour
    release date: 1999
    popularity : 85 users have visited this page.
    genres: Rock Folk, World, & Country
    styles: Parody
    length: 5:55
    lyricist: J. John Jackson
    Album Information
    label: Parodudes
    country(area): United States
    format: CD
    barcode: 651968000320
    script: Latin