Hotel Can't Afford Ya



album: Track 1 in album Jesus Christ Morningstar
release date: 1998
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length: 6:28

Album Information

label: Parodudes
country(area): United States
format: CD
script: Latin

Cover Art

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(This is a parody of Hotel California by The Eagles)
From a dark desert highway we pulled into the inn
Up above from a distance a star was giving me light
We had to stop for the night
So I stood in the doorway of Bethlehem hotel
But they told us no-can-do and they sent me away

Such a lovely place but we're out of space
It's the time of year with the census here
My wife was definitely gifted, that's what the Lord's angel said
Spent the night in the barnyard, cheap slumlord's rent

I said "They probably haven't cleaned in here since B.C. 65"
Keeping you up through the middle of the night just as if to say…
Welcome, but the hotel can't afford ya
Holiday rush and the hotel can't afford ya

And they said "We're all just visitors here of the Holy Christ"
They started getting teary eyed so they went back to their sheep
Last thing I remember there were wise men at the door
"We're late," said the wise men "We had problems Christmas Eve


Track Listing

CD 1
  • 1 Hotel Can't Afford Ya
  • 2 Go Right Now
  • 3 Apostle Me
  • 4 Jesus (Sermon On The Mount)
  • 5 Temple Physician
  • 6 Love & Kisses
  • 7 Parable Guy
  • 8 I'll Prepare For You
  • 9 I Have To Die First
  • 10 Didn't Just Die
  • 11 Died And Rose
  • 12 You May Be Bright
  • 13 LSF
  • 14 Spirit Inside
  • 15 Walk His Way
  • 16 John 1:1
  • 17 Narrow Way to Heaven
  • 18 Fakey Shaky Parts