Hotel Can't Afford Ya Lyrics



album: Track 1 in album Jesus Christ Morningstar
release date: 1998
popularity : 21 users have visited this page.
length: 6:28
lyricist: J. John Jackson

Album Information

label: Parodudes
country(area): United States
format: CD
script: Latin

Cover Art

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(This is a parody of Hotel California by The Eagles)

From a dark desert highway we pulled into the inn
Rome called for a census, I was from Bethlehem
Up above from a distance a star was giving me light
My wife was heavy ‘cause her child was due
We had to stop for the night

So I stood in the doorway of Bethlehem hotel
And I was thinking to myself "I hope to heaven they'll give me some help"
But they told us no-can-do and they sent me away
"There's a place around the corner though where you both can stay"

Welcome, but the hotel can't afford ya
Such a lovely place but we're out of space


Track Listing

CD 1
  • 1 Hotel Can't Afford Ya
  • 2 Go Right Now
  • 3 Apostle Me
  • 4 Jesus (Sermon On The Mount)
  • 5 Temple Physician
  • 6 Love & Kisses
  • 7 Parable Guy
  • 8 I'll Prepare For You
  • 9 I Have To Die First
  • 10 Didn't Just Die
  • 11 Died And Rose
  • 12 You May Be Bright
  • 13 LSF
  • 14 Spirit Inside
  • 15 Walk His Way
  • 16 John 1:1
  • 17 Narrow Way to Heaven
  • 18 Fakey Shaky Parts