If I Had $1000000 Lyrics

Barenaked Ladies


album: Track 14 in album Gordon
release date: 1992-7-28
popularity : 1 users have visited this page.
genres: Rock
styles: Alternative Rock
length: 4:29
drums: Tyler Stewart
piano: Andy Creeggan
vocal: Jim Creeggan, Andy Creeggan, Steven Page and Ed Robertson
double bass: Jim Creeggan
guitar: Ed Robertson
guest accordion: Bob Wiseman
guest fiddle: Dave Allen
guest pedal steel guitar: Lewis Melville
composer: Steven Page, Ed Robertson
lyricist: Steven Page, Ed Robertson

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Barenaked Ladies Gordon cover art
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If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a house (i would buy you a house)
If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a k-car (a nice reliant automobile)
If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.

If I had $1000000 I'd build a tree fort in our yard.
If I had $1000000 you could help, it wouldn't be that hard.
If I had $1000000 (maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somwhere.)
We could just go up and hang out. (open the fridge and stuff. there would be
Food laid out for us, little pre-wrapped sausages and things.) mmmm. (they have
Pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon.) can you blame
Them? (well, yeah!)

If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I'd buy you an exotic pet (like a llama or an emu)
If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I'd buy you john merrick's remains (ooh all them crazy elephant bones)
If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love

If I had $1000000 we wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had $1000000 we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I had $1000000 we wouldn't have to eat kraft dinner.
But we would eat kraft dinner. well of course we would we'd just eat more. and
Buy all the fanciest ketchups for it...dijon ketchup! mmmm..

If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress that's cruel)
If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I'd buy you some art (a picasso or a garfunkel)
If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love

If I had $1000000, if I had $1000000
If I had $1000000, if I had $1000000
If I had $1000000
I'd be rich.


Track Listing


CD 1
  • 1 Hello City
  • 2 Enid
  • 3 Grade 9
  • 4 Brian Wilson
  • 5 Be My Yoko Ono
  • 6 Wrap Your Arms Around Me
  • 7 What a Good Boy
  • 8 The King of Bedside Manor
  • 9 Box Set
  • 10 I Love You
  • 11 New Kid (on the Block)
  • 12 Blame It on Me
  • 13 The Flag
  • 14 If I Had $1000000
  • 15 Crazy