Barenaked Ladies - If I Had $1000000 Lyrics

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If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a house (i would buy you a house)
If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a k-car (a nice reliant automobile)
If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.

If I had $1000000 I'd build a tree fort in our yard.
If I had $1000000 you could help, it wouldn't be that hard.
If I had $1000000 (maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somwhere.)
We could just go up and hang out. (open the fridge and stuff. there would be
Food laid out for us, little pre-wrapped sausages and things.) mmmm. (they have
Pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon.) can you blame
Them? (well, yeah!)

If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I'd buy you an exotic pet (like a llama or an emu)
If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I'd buy you john merrick's remains (ooh all them crazy elephant bones)
If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love

If I had $1000000 we wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had $1000000 we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I had $1000000 we wouldn't have to eat kraft dinner.
But we would eat kraft dinner. well of course we would we'd just eat more. and
Buy all the fanciest ketchups for it...dijon ketchup! mmmm..

If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress that's cruel)
If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I'd buy you some art (a picasso or a garfunkel)
If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love

If I had $1000000, if I had $1000000
If I had $1000000, if I had $1000000
If I had $1000000
I'd be rich.
Track Listing
CD 1
  • 1 Hello City
  • 2 Enid
  • 3 Grade 9
  • 4 Brian Wilson
  • 5 Be My Yoko Ono
  • 6 Wrap Your Arms Around Me
  • 7 What a Good Boy
  • 8 The King of Bedside Manor
  • 9 Box Set
  • 10 I Love You
  • 11 New Kid (on the Block)
  • 12 Blame It on Me
  • 13 The Flag
  • 14 If I Had $1000000
  • 15 Crazy


  • Credits
    album: Track 14 in album Gordon
    release date: 1992-7-28
    popularity : 37 users have visited this page.
    genres: Rock
    styles: Alternative Rock
    length: 4:28
    drums: Tyler Stewart
    piano: Andy Creeggan
    vocal: Jim Creeggan, Andy Creeggan, Steven Page and Ed Robertson
    double bass: Jim Creeggan
    guitar: Ed Robertson
    guest accordion: Bob Wiseman
    guest fiddle: Dave Allen
    guest pedal steel guitar: Lewis Melville
    composer: Steven Page, Ed Robertson
    lyricist: Steven Page, Ed Robertson
    Album Information
    label: Reprise Records
    country(area): United States
    format: CD
    barcode: 075992695626
    script: Latin