The Little Blue Man Lyrics

Betty Johnson


publisher: ©BMG RIGHTS MANAGEMENT US, LLC , CARLIN AMERICA INC
writers: Fred Ebb, Paul Klein
album: Track in album Dr. Demento 30th Anniversary Collection: Dementia 2000
release date: 2000-2-29
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length: 2:40

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Betty Johnson Dr. Demento 30th Anniversary Collection: Dementia 2000 cover art
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One morning when I was out shopping
Though you'll find it hard to believe
A little blue man came out of the crowd
And timidly tugged at my sleeve.

"I wuv you! I wuv you!" said the little blue man
"I wuv you! I wuv you to bits."
"I wuv you!" He loved me said the little blue man
And scared me right out of my wits.

I hurried back to my apartment
I rushed in and I closed the door
But there on the desk stood the little blue man
Who started to tell me once more

"I wuv you! I wuv you!" said the little blue man
"I wuv you! I wuv you to bits."
"I wuv you!" He loved me said the little blue man
And scared me right out of my wits.

For weeks after that I was haunted
Though no one could seehim but me
Right by my side was the little blue man
Wherever I happened to be.

One evening in wild desperation
I rushed to a rooftop in town
And over the side pushed the little blue man
Who sang to me all the way down

"I wuv you! I wuv you!" said the little blue man
"I wuv you! I wuv you to bits."
"I wuv you!" He loved me said the little blue man
And scared me right out of my wits.

I whispered, "Thank goodness that's over!"
I smiled as I hurried outside
But there on the street stood the little blue man
Who said with a tear in his eye

"I don't wuv you anymore!"


Track Listing

  • 1 Daffy Duck's Rhapsody
  • 2 Yoda
  • 3 The Elements
  • 4 Deteriorata
  • 5 Charlie Brown
  • 6 Dungeons and Dragons
  • 7 Eskimo
  • 8 The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins
  • 9 Kill the Wabbit
  • 10 Stress
  • 11 On the Shoulders of Freaks
  • 12 Bras on 45 (Family version)
  • 13 Polka Dot Undies
  • 14 Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polkadot Bikini
  • 15 The Thing
  • 16 (How I Spent My Summer Vacation) Or a Day at the Beach With Pedro & Man, Part 1
  • 17 The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
  • 18 My Ding-A-Ling (single version)
  • 19 It's a Gas
  • 20 I Want My Baby Back
  • 21 Last Will and Temperament
  • 1 I'm the Urban Spaceman
  • 2 Bulbous Bouffant
  • 3 Another One Rides the Bus
  • 4 Hamster Love
  • 5 Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport
  • 6 Tennessee Bird Walk
  • 7 Dead Skunk
  • 8 You Were Speeding
  • 9 I Hate When That Happens
  • 10 Lumberjack Song
  • 11 Carrot Juice Is Murder
  • 12 The Little Blue Man
  • 13 I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me (Than a Frontal Lobotomy)
  • 14 Comin' Back for More
  • 15 Smoke Two Joints
  • 16 Ice Box Man
  • 17 Telephone Man
  • 18 Rock and Roll Doctor
  • 19 Everything Reminds Me of My Therapist
  • 20 Downtown
  • 21 Let's All Get Demented