Bad Touch Lyrics

Bloodhound Gang

publisher: ©Universal Music Publishing Group
writers: James M. Franks
album: Track 5 in album Playlist Your Way
release date:
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length: 4:21
producer: Jimmy Pop
drums: Spanky G
mixer: Raahu
background vocals: DJ Q-Ball
guitar: Lüpüs Thünder
Moog: Jimmy Pop
spoken vocals & lead vocals: Jimmy Pop
composer: James M. Franks
lyricist: James M. Franks

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("Ha ha, well now! We call this the act of mating. But there are several
other very important differences between human beings and animals that you
should know about.")

(Whisper: "I'd appreciate your input")

Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought me
and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes, I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch, you want it rough, you're out of bounds
I want you smothered, want you covered, like my Waffle House hash browns
Come quicker than Fed Ex, never reaching apex like Coca-Cola stock you are
inclined to make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

(Do it now)
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Gettin' horny now)

Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific, I want to be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean, means "small craft
So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, be -5, you sunk my battle ship
Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time", you'll Lovett just like
And then we'll do it doggie style so we can both watch X-Files

[Chorus:Repeat x3]

Track Listing

CD 1
  • 1 Fire Water Burn
  • 2 Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
  • 3 I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks
  • 4 Why's Everybody Always Pickin' on Me
  • 5 Bad Touch
  • 6 Ballad of Chasey Lain
  • 7 Three Point One Four
  • 8 Mope
  • 9 I Hope You Die
  • 10 A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying
  • 11 Along Comes Mary
  • 12 Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
  • 13 Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss
  • 14 No Hard Feelings