I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks

Bloodhound Gang

credits


publisher: ©Universal Music Publishing Group
writers: James M. Franks
album: Track 4 in album One Fierce Beer Coaster
release date: 1996-12-3
popularity : 8 users have visited this page.
genres: Hip Hop Rock
styles: Alternative Rock
length: 3:49
producer: Jimmy Pop
composer: James M. Franks
lyricist: James M. Franks

Album Information

label: Geffen Records
country(area): Canada
format: CD
barcode: 720642512425
script: Latin

Cover Art

Bloodhound Gang One Fierce Beer Coaster cover art

Lyrics

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If your *** is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ***

I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be

Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
Scoring with a super model would be easy
Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonymous with
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon

No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

Dean
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't want to be a queen
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he

And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Queer guys that don't dig

Chicks that don't dig guys like me
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny

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Track Listing


CD 1
  • 1 Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
  • 2 Lift Your Head Up High (and Blow Your Brains Out)
  • 3 Fire Water Burn
  • 4 I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks
  • 5 Why’s Everybody Always Pickin’ on Me?
  • 6 It’s Tricky
  • 7 Asleep at the Wheel
  • 8 Shut Up
  • 9 Your Only Friends Are Make Believe
  • 10 Boom
  • 11 Going Nowhere Slow
  • 12 Reflections of Remoh