I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks Song Lyrics

Bloodhound Gang


publisher: ©Universal Music Publishing Group
writers: James M. Franks
album: Track 4 in album One Fierce Beer Coaster
release date: 1996-12-3
popularity : 224 users have visited this page.
genres: Hip Hop Rock
styles: Alternative Rock
length: 3:49
producer: Jimmy Pop
composer: James M. Franks
lyricist: James M. Franks

Album Information

label: Geffen Records
country(area): Canada
format: CD
barcode: 720642512425
script: Latin

Cover Art

Bloodhound Gang One Fierce Beer Coaster cover art


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If your *** is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ***
I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too

Want to see how many push-ups I can do?
I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig

Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo


Track Listing

CD 1
  • 1 Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
  • 2 Lift Your Head Up High (and Blow Your Brains Out)
  • 3 Fire Water Burn
  • 4 I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks
  • 5 Why’s Everybody Always Pickin’ on Me?
  • 6 It’s Tricky
  • 7 Asleep at the Wheel
  • 8 Shut Up
  • 9 Your Only Friends Are Make Believe
  • 10 Boom
  • 11 Going Nowhere Slow
  • 12 Reflections of Remoh