The Ballad of Chasey Lain Lyrics

Bloodhound Gang


publisher: ©Universal Music Publishing Group
writers: James M. Franks
album: Track 7 in album Hooray for Boobies
release date: 1999-10-4
popularity : 2 users have visited this page.
length: 2:24
bass guitar: "Evil" Jared Hasselhoff
drums: Spanky G
guitar: Lüpüs Thünder
mix: Raahu
producer: Jimmy Pop
vocal: Jimmy Pop
composer: James M. Franks
lyricist: James M. Franks

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Dear Chasey Lain

I wrote to explain

I'm your biggest fan

I just wanted to ask

Could I eat your ***?

Write back as soon as you can



You've had a lotta ****

Had a lotta ****

I've had a lotta time

Had a lotta time

You've had a lotta **** Chasey

But you ain't had mine



Dear Chasey Lain

I wrote to complain

Ya never wrote me back

How could I ever eat

Your *** when ya treat

Your biggest fan like that?



You've had a lotta ****

Had a lotta ****

I've had a lotta time

Had a lotta time

You've had a lotta **** Chasey

But you ain't had mine



Dear Chasey Lain

I wrote to constrain

This letter is my last

As your biggest fan

I must demand

You let me eat your ***



You've had a lotta ****

Had a lotta ****

I've had a lotta time

Had a lotta time

You've had a lotta **** Chasey

But you ain't had mine



P.S.

Mom and Dad this is Chasey

Chasey this is my mom and dad

Now show â??em them *******

Now show â??em them *******

P.S.

Mom and Dad this is Chasey

Chasey this is my mom and dad

Now show â??em them *******

Now show â??em them *******



Would ya **** me for blow?

Track Listing

  • 1 I Hope You Die
  • 2 The Inevitable Return of the Great White Dope
  • 3 Mama’s Boy
  • 4 Three Point One Four
  • 5 Mope
  • 6 Yummy Down on This
  • 7 The Ballad of Chasey Lain
  • 8 R.S.V.P.
  • 9 Magna Cum Nada
  • 10 The Bad Touch
  • 11 That Cough Came With a Prize
  • 12 Hell Yeah
  • 13 This Is Stupid
  • 14 A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying
  • 15 The Ten Coolest Things About New Jersey
  • 16 Along Comes Mary
  • 17 [silence]
  • 45 [untitled]