Smoke Two Joints Lyrics

The Toyes


writers: Chris Kay, Michael A Kay
album: Track 1 in album The Toyes
release date: 1996
popularity : 70 users have visited this page.
genres: Reggae
styles: Reggae/Reggae-Pop
length: 3:44
writer: Chris Kay, Michael Kay

Album Information

country(area): United States
script: Latin

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I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night
I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more

Oh, my daddy he once told me, "Son, you be hard working man"
My mama she once told me, "Son, you do the best you can"
But then one day I met a man who came up to me and said
"Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head"

So now,
I smoke two joints when I get up, in the car I smoke two joints
I smoke two joints when I play video game, and at every ten thousand points
(I smoke two joints)
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war


Track Listing

  • 1 Smoke Two Joints
  • 2 Freebird
  • 3 (Hey Uncle Sam) Leave Us Pot Smokers Alone
  • 4 The Lucky Sperm Club
  • 5 Blues Line
  • 6 Wake Up (And Smell the Java)
  • 7 Late Night Bozos
  • 8 Something Went Down in Jerusalem
  • 9 Listen to the Radio
  • 10 I Come From the Islands
  • 11 Sing to Me Tonight
  • 12 Nobody Home
  • 13 What's So Bad About a Nipple?
  • 14 Monster Hash
  • 15 Dos Lenos
  • 16 Fume Deux Joints