How It Feels (To Be Old) Lyrics

Bob Rivers

publisher: ©Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, T.R.O. INC.
writers: Bobby Hart, Tommy Boyce
album: Track 13 in album Best of Twisted Tunes, Volume 2
release date: 1997-10-7
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length: 2:11

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Lately all the songs I write
Are slow and on the mellow side.

I used to stand on MTV,
But now they bring a chair for me.

Let me get a tube of ointment
Let's rub my achy joints,
And turn my hearing aid loud,
And throw Depends into the crowd.

This must be how it feels,
This must be how it feels,
To get old.

If I try to play hard rock,
It'd probably put me into shock.

Don't expect no big drum fills,
The drummer's lost his motor skills.

So let's get to the point,
I'm as mellow as the Doobies.

And when I head to the commode,
I just pray that I can go.

And this must be how it feels,
To be old.

Track Listing

  • 1 Hello, I Love You (Let's Get Tested)
  • 2 I'm Just a Singer in a Holiday Inn
  • 3 What If God Smoked Cannabis?
  • 4 Beat Up Old Jetliner
  • 5 Read It in the Tabloids
  • 6 Mr. Magoo
  • 7 When a Man Loves a Chicken
  • 8 I Used to Rock & Roll All Night
  • 9 Getting Fatter All the Time
  • 10 I'm a Weight Watcher
  • 11 Officer Fuhrman
  • 12 OJ's Trial Thing
  • 13 How It Feels (To Be Old)
  • 14 Bowel Moves
  • 15 Wrong Foot Amputated