5 Funerals Song Lyrics

Bomb the Music Industry!

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I went to about five funerals this year
And I felt so empty that I couldn't even shed a tear.
I felt so fucking selfish, all I thought about was me
And how I'd love to lay down on my back and just float out to sea.
How I'm constantly losing my shit while my friends are losing family.

I had something like a hundred bad days this year
Where at the end of each one I couldn't wait to just get out of here.
If you knew how many times I thought
"the dead must have it pretty sweet"
I'd get beat.

So when I go, please don't cry.
It's not like I deserve to die but I've been burning bridges, man.
Since day number one.

Track Listing


Digital Media 1
  • 1 Old and Unprofessional
  • 2 King of Minneapolis, Parts I & II
  • 3 Even Winning Feels Bad
  • 4 Side Projects Are Never Successful
  • 5 5 Funerals
  • 6 My Response to an Article in Alternative Press
  • 7 Sorry, Brooklyn. Dancing Won’t Solve Anything.
  • 8 It’s Official! We’re Borrrrring!
  • 9 From Martyrdom to Startyrdom
  • 10 All Alone in My Big Empty Apartment
  • 11 Fuck the Fans
  • 12 Grudge Report
  • 13 King of Minneapolis, Parts III & IV
  • 14 Anywhere I Lay My Head
  • credits


    album: Track 5 in album Goodbye Cool World!
    release date: 2006-6-18
    popularity : 39 users have visited this page.
    length: 2:53
    composer: Jeff Rosenstock
    lyricist: Jeff Rosenstock

    Album Information

    label: Quote Unquote Records
    country(area): United States
    format: Digital Media
    script: Latin