Old and Unprofessional Lyrics

Bomb the Music Industry!


album: Track 1 in album Goodbye Cool World!
release date: 2006-6-18
popularity : 8 users have visited this page.
length: 0:53
composer: Jeff Rosenstock
lyricist: Jeff Rosenstock

Cover Art

Bomb the Music Industry! Goodbye Cool World! cover art
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I got seven gallons in my tank.
That's enough to get me back to Queens so I can write this song.

I got $300. I can pay rent this month.
Oh my god! It's just enough.
Oh my god! I'm all grown up.

Burritos, malt liquor, Katamari, broken tuner.
Two days. Three bones times 1 0 0.
Oh my god!

HOORAY for the young professionals!
We'll stay out of your way. We will give you the world.
We will find an easy way to live life far away from you.
Give head. Get ahead. Play dirty, not fair.
Be a billionaire. Be a jillion... uh... aire.
But you'll all be same until you're old and unprofessional like me.

- Get a job.
- Try having fun.





Track Listing


Digital Media 1
  • 1 Old and Unprofessional
  • 2 King of Minneapolis, Parts I & II
  • 3 Even Winning Feels Bad
  • 4 Side Projects Are Never Successful
  • 5 5 Funerals
  • 6 My Response to an Article in Alternative Press
  • 7 Sorry, Brooklyn. Dancing Won’t Solve Anything.
  • 8 It’s Official! We’re Borrrrring!
  • 9 From Martyrdom to Startyrdom
  • 10 All Alone in My Big Empty Apartment
  • 11 Fuck the Fans
  • 12 Grudge Report
  • 13 King of Minneapolis, Parts III & IV
  • 14 Anywhere I Lay My Head