I Hate Men Lyrics

Cole Porter

publisher: ©Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.
writers: Cole Porter
album: Track 8 in album Kiss Me Kate
release date: 1995
popularity : 10 users have visited this page.
genres: Stage & Screen
length: 2:27

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I hate men!
I can't abide them, even now and then!
Than ever marry one of them I'd rest a maiden rather,
For husbands are a boring lot and only give you bother!
Of course I'm awfully glad that mother deigned to marry father!
But I hate men!

Of all the types I've ever met within our democracy,
I hate the most the athlete with his manner bold and brassy!
He may have hair upon his chest, but sister, so has Lassie!
Oh I hate men!

I hate men!
They should be kept like piggys in a pen!
Don't wear a travelling salesman, though a tempting tom he may be,
For on your wedding night he may be off to far Araby!
While he's away in Mandalay, 'tis thee who'll have the baby!
Oh I hate men!

I hate men!
Though roosters they, I will not play the hen!
If you espouse an older man through girlish optimism,
He'll always stay at home at night and make no criticism;
Though you may call it love, the doctors call it rheumatism!
Oh I hate men!

From all I've read alone in bed from A to Zed about them,
Since love is blind, then from the mind all womankind should rout them!
But ladies, you must answer to, "What would we do without them?",
Still I hate men!

Track Listing

CD 1
  • 1 Overture
  • 2 Another Op'Nin', Another Show
  • 3 Why Can't You Behave?
  • 4 Wunderbar
  • 5 So in Love
  • 6 We Open in Venice
  • 7 I've Come to Wive It Wealthily in Padua
  • 8 I Hate Men
  • 9 Too Darn Hot
  • 10 Where Is the Life That Late I Led?
  • 11 Brush Up Your Shakespeare
  • 12 Finale