Concierge Song Lyrics

Corky and the Juice Pigs

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So I got in my car and I wondered why it wasn't running and then I realized I didn't have any keys. So I went in the house, found my keys, came back out, started the car, and drove down the highway.

The highway shimmered like black incense on the bald head of a Buddhist monk. I drove down the highway and I got to that big city of Miami. The steaming, seedy city - the city that's so seedy, the have trees there. Well I went into the nearest hotel and I went up to the door and I said, "I'd like a room." Then I realized I was outside and I had to go inside. So I went inside and I walked up to the desk and I said, "I'd like a room, please."

They said allright, and they gave me a key. Then I turned around, and there waiting for me was the Concierge.

Concierge! (repeated many times)

Well he looked at me, then I looked at him, then he looked back at me, and then I took a putty knife and I rubbed it against his cheeks in a very provocative way. And he turned around and said, "Follow me."

So I followed him up the stairs. I went to my room. He opened the door for me, and then he hit me in the back of the head with a big silver shovel. I said, "What's that about?"

He said, "You get it free with the room." Who was I to argue?

Track Listing


CD 1
  • 1 Ben
  • 2 Pandas
  • 3 Basketball
  • 4 Gameshow 1
  • 5 666-6666
  • 6 P.S.A.
  • 7 Doubt
  • 8 Skateboard
  • 9 Eskimo
  • 10 Todd
  • 11 Concierge
  • 12 P.S.A. (2)
  • 13 Psycho
  • 14 Buddhists
  • 15 Gameshow 2
  • 16 Truckers
  • 17 Rok Stedy
  • 18 Candy
  • 19 Love Affair
  • 20 P.S.A.
  • 21 Miners
  • 22 When the Moon
  • 23 Captain Greg
  • 24 Suzanne
  • 25 Gameshow 3
  • 26 Americans
  • credits


    album: Track 11 in album Corky and the Juice Pigs
    release date: 1993
    popularity : 66 users have visited this page.
    genres: Rock Pop
    styles: Comedy/Parody
    length: 3:42

    Album Information

    label: DENON
    country(area): Canada
    format: CD
    script: Latin