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Album: Track 9 on Pants
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My pants can't hide the bulge God gave to me
I'm proud of the width and the length of my part
You should see me break the young girls' hearts
I always draw a crowd when I take a pee
Well I don't mean to brag but my main piece drags
And when I got to bed the mattress sags
It's hard to doze when you're long as a firehose
Oh lemmee tell ya...
We belong to the church of the well-endowed man
If you measured us in feet we'd be over ten
Thank you Lord for making us well-endowed men
Thank you Lord for making us well-endowed men.
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