The Church Song Lyrics

Corky and the Juice Pigs

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album: Track 9 in album Pants
release date: 1994
popularity : 18 users have visited this page.
genres: Rock Pop
styles: Acoustic/Comedy/Parody
length: 1:28

Album Information

label: Denon
country(area): Canada
format: CD
barcode: 774018901924
script: Latin

Cover Art

Corky and the Juice Pigs Pants cover art

Lyrics

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My member's big as a grizzly bear's head
My pants can't hide the bulge God gave to me

I'm proud of the width and the length of my part
You should see me break the young girls' hearts
I always draw a crowd when I take a pee

Well I don't mean to brag but my main piece drags
And when I got to bed the mattress sags
It's hard to doze when you're long as a firehose
Oh lemmee tell ya...

We belong to the church of the well-endowed man
If you measured us in feet we'd be over ten
Thank you Lord for making us well-endowed men

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Track Listing


CD 1
  • 1 Pants
  • 2 Circus Freaks
  • 3 Rabies
  • 4 Janitor
  • 5 Enviro-Girl
  • 6 Dolphin Boy
  • 7 Diet Riot
  • 8 Curly's Pants
  • 9 The Church
  • 10 Christmas Dreams
  • 11 Picnic Party
  • 12 French Cowboys
  • 13 BVG
  • 14 Hot Squat Hombre
  • 15 REMember
  • 16 The Boot Cut
  • 17 The Killer Burp