Cow Pie Song Lyrics

Da Yoopers


album: Track 11 in album For Diehards Only
release date: 1992
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genres: Pop
styles: Novelty
length: 2:50

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Da Yoopers For Diehards Only cover art
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1. I WAKE UP FACE DOWN IN THE COW PIES
IN A FIELD NEAR 41
SOME TOURIST TAKES MY PICTURE
AS I BLEACH HERE IN THE SUN
THE FLIES ARE BUZZING ROUND ME
AND THE CARS ARE WHIZZING BY
A COW IS NIBBLING ON MY EAR
AND DROOLING IN MY EYE
I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT HERE
I THINK I MUSTA WALKED
CAUSE I DON'T SEE THE CHEVY
AND THERE'S HOLES IN BOTH MY SOCKS
CHORUS:
I LOVE TO GO WHERE THE COW PIES GROW
AND SMELL THAT DAIRY AIR
AND PARTY IN MILWAUKEE
CAUSE THE BEER TASTES BETTER THERE
BEER AND BRATS AND A BREWERS GAME
ITS A PARTY NIGHT AND DAY
NOW I'M WALKING ACROSS WISCONSIN
TRYING TO FIND MY CHEVROLET
2. IT MUSTA BEEN SOME PARTY
I MUSTA HAD A BLAST
THERE'S BEER STAINS ON MY UNDIES
AND MY NOSE IS IN A CAST
I MET THIS GIRL FROM WAUSAU
WE DANCED ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT
SHE COULDN'T KISS OR DANCE TOO GOOD
BUT SHE COULD DRINK AND FIGHT
SHE TOOK ME TO A PARTY
WE POLISHED OFF A CASE
BUT WHEN I TRIED TO MAKE MY MOVE
SHE PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE
(REPEAT CHORUS)
3. WE ALL WENT TO A BREWERS GAME
I THINK THE CREW WAS WINNING
I WAS DOING PRETTY GOOD
UNTIL THE SEVENTH INNING
IT MUSTA BEEN SOME BREWERS FANS
THAT POURED ME IN MY CAR
THEN SOMEONE TOOK MY KEYS AWAY
AND DROVE ME TO A BAR
I SANG THEM SOME YOOPER SONGS
EVERYBODY BOUGHT ME BEERS
I WENT LOOKING FOR THE BATHROOM
AND I WOKE UP LYING HERE
(REPEAT CHORUS)


Track Listing


CD 1
  • 1 Second Week of Deer Camp
  • 2 Second Week of Deer Camp (Part 2)
  • 3 Beer Run
  • 4 Deer Hunter's Widow
  • 5 Garage Sale
  • 6 My Car Won't Go
  • 7 Rusty Chevrolet
  • 8 Bingo Fever
  • 9 Fishing Wit Fred
  • 10 Fish Fight Song
  • 11 Cow Pie Song
  • 12 Three Months Late
  • 13 Talk Time
  • 14 Da Couch Dat Burps
  • 15 Ruthie Rollover
  • 16 Two Chicquitos
  • 17 Chicquito War
  • 18 Smelting U.S.A.
  • 19 A Dog Named Zippo
  • 20 Diarrhea
  • 21 Beer Gut
  • 22 Nightmare in My Bathroom