Diarrhea Lyrics

Da Yoopers


album: Track 20 in album For Diehards Only
release date: 1992
popularity : 2 users have visited this page.
genres: Pop
styles: Novelty
length: 3:28

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Da Yoopers For Diehards Only cover art
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1. I KNOW IT'S GETTING LATE
AND I KNOW WE HAD A DATE LUCIA
I HATE TO MAKE YOU WAIT
CAUSE IT WOULD BE SO GREAT TO SEE YA
TEARS FALL FROM MY EYES
AND I MUST APOLOGIZE LUCIA
ILL HAVE TO STAY AT HOME
SO I CALLED YOU ON THE PHONE
CAUSE I'M STUCK HERE ON THE THRONE
WITH DIARRHEA
I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY GAS
SO I WENT AND LET ONE PASS
THEN I STOOD THERE IN A TRANCE
AS I FILLED MY BRAND NEW PANTS
2. MY MOTHER BROUGHT ME SOUP
BUT IT ONLY MADE ME POOP LUCIA
I NEVER SHOULD HAVE ATE
BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE A GREAT IDEA
YOU KNOW IT REALLY HURTS
WHEN YOU GOT THE HERSHEY SQUIRTS LUCIA
THERE'S NO PAPER TO BE SEEN
SO I USED PEOPLE MAGAZINE
AND IT MAKES ME WANNA SCREAM
DIARRHEA
I LOVE YOU DEAR WITH ALL MY HEART
BUT I CAN'T GO OUT WITH LIQUID FARTS
I WOULDN'T HAVE TO BREAK OUR DATE
IF ONLY I COULD CONSTIPATE
3. I KNOW YOU GOT THE HOTS
BUT I REALLY GOT THE TROTS LUCIA
THERE'S NO NEED TO SCREAM AND SHOUT
CAUSE TOMORROW WE'LL GO OUT I GUARANTEE YA
I KNOW YOU NEED YOUR MAN
SO I CAME UP WITH A PLAN LUCIA
ILL TAKE A CORK AND SUPER GLUE
POUND IT IN THERE WITH MY SHOE
AND THEN I'll BE ALL THROUGH
WITH DIARRHEA


Track Listing


CD 1
  • 1 Second Week of Deer Camp
  • 2 Second Week of Deer Camp (Part 2)
  • 3 Beer Run
  • 4 Deer Hunter's Widow
  • 5 Garage Sale
  • 6 My Car Won't Go
  • 7 Rusty Chevrolet
  • 8 Bingo Fever
  • 9 Fishing Wit Fred
  • 10 Fish Fight Song
  • 11 Cow Pie Song
  • 12 Three Months Late
  • 13 Talk Time
  • 14 Da Couch Dat Burps
  • 15 Ruthie Rollover
  • 16 Two Chicquitos
  • 17 Chicquito War
  • 18 Smelting U.S.A.
  • 19 A Dog Named Zippo
  • 20 Diarrhea
  • 21 Beer Gut
  • 22 Nightmare in My Bathroom