The Duchess and the Cougar Lyrics

Dance Club Massacre


album: Track 8 in album Feast of the Blood Monsters
release date: 2006-6-6
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length: 2:14

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Don't bust my chops babe, you ain't no damsel in distress. If so I'm your villain. If we embark on this journey upstairs, the shit's gonna hit the fan.

For someone who wears expensive armor, you sure as hell can't hold your own. You best be ready to bust out the Game Genie, cause I'm the final boss. I'm tired of one vs. one when you play with a handicap. Yes, I rock, but you sure could use a tutorial. I'm tired of half assed HJs as I blister my fingers. No, I won't find a worthy opponent.

What's that sound downstairs? Man I'm missing out. Global Guts in on, and someone's making breakfast. What a waste of time.

Track Listing

  • 1 Jdios Mio! El Diablo Es Muy Picante
  • 2 Meet Me in the Pub for a Shot of Dignity
  • 3 Devon Butler's Dying Wishes
  • 4 You Know... You Kind of Look Cute in the Dark
  • 5 Don't Mourne for Me... Organize
  • 6 Wet Between the Thighs
  • 7 Murders Come With Smiles
  • 8 The Duchess and the Cougar
  • 9 Showdown in San Antonio
  • 10 You Bring the Bitches, I'll Bring the Dynamite
  • 11 You're What the French Call "Les Incompetents"