Criminal

Eminem

credits


publisher: ©Peermusic Publishing, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
writers: Marshall Mathers, Jeff Bass, Mark Bass
album: Track 18 in album The Marshall Mathers LP
release date: 2000-5-22
popularity : 38 users have visited this page.
genres: Hip Hop
styles: Pop Rap/Hardcore Hip-Hop/Horrorcore
length: 5:20
producer: F.B.T. and Eminem
mixer: Dr. Dre and Richard Huredia
drums programming: DJ Head
writer: The Funky Bass Brothers, Eminem

Album Information

label: Aftermath Entertainment
country(area): Germany
format: CD
barcode: 606949062927
script: Latin

Cover Art

Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP cover art

Lyrics

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A lot of people ask me, stupid ****in' questions
Or what I talk about on a record, that I actually do in real life
Or if I say that, I want to kill somebody, that
Or that I believe in it
Then I'll kill you

Criminal
I'm a criminal

That will stab you in the head
Or the homo-sex, hermaph', or a trans'a'vest'
Homophobic? nah, you're just hetero phobic
That's my **********in' balls, you'd better let go of 'em
You'll never get hold of 'em
Whoops, somebody shot me!
Get it? checkin' the 'male'?
After your second l.p sends you directly to jail?
Right, ken? give me an amen (amen!)
Heal this child, help us destroy these demons
And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital
You can't reach me, my mom can't neither
I watch t.v, and comcast cable
You can't stop me from toppin' these charts
With a brand new c-d for these ****in' retards
Mr. "don't give a ****," still won't leave
I'm a criminal
These people think it's a crime
But I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird

Cause every time I write a rhyme
To tell em what's on my mind, I guess I'm a criminal
And keep goin', I don't take **** from no one
My mother did drugs, tar, liquor, cigarettes, and speed
It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she
I'm a criminal
But how the **** you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised?
My **** shrunk smaller, but my balls got larger
Than you'd want to **** me up for sayin' the word
Sex in his oval office on top of his desk
Now don't ignore me, you won't avoid me
And my nose is pointy
In plane crashes and laughs
Slim shady, I'm as crazy as em-
Replacin' the doctor cause dre couldn't make it today
(mm-mm-mm!) oh, that's dre with an a.k to his face
I told you dre, you should've kept that thing put away
I'm a criminal
Get the **********in' money and get the **** up outta there
Aight
Aight
What?

How you doin'?
Yeah I need to make a withdrawal
Put the ****in' money in the bag ***** and I won't kill you!
What? oh my god, don't kill me
Don't kill me, please don't kill me
Hurry the **** up! Thank you!
So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it
And if anybody identifies the guy in it
Come back, shoot the eyewitness
Die, *****es, bastards, brats, pets
If I ever gave a ****, I'd shave my nuts
You **********in' chickens ain't brave enough
****, half the **** I say, I just make it up
And if it's not a rapper that I make it as

Cause every time I write a rhyme
To tell em what's on my mind, I guess I'm a criminal
And keep goin', I don't take **** from no one
I'm a criminal
These people think it's a crime
But I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird

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Track Listing


CD 1
  • 1 Public Service Announcement 2000
  • 2 Kill You
  • 3 Stan
  • 4 Paul (skit)
  • 5 Who Knew
  • 6 Steve Berman
  • 7 The Way I Am
  • 8 The Real Slim Shady
  • 9 Remember Me?
  • 10 I'm Back
  • 11 Marshall Mathers
  • 12 Ken Kaniff (skit)
  • 13 Drug Ballad
  • 14 Amityville
  • 15 Bitch Please II
  • 16 Kim
  • 17 Under the Influence
  • 18 Criminal