April Fools and Eggmen Song Lyrics

Fair to Midland

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Rest assured they're weighing words in sympathetic ink
And they don't waste their time suspending disbelief
They face the facts with thinking caps, they map out and display
But that's not the only way

Common sense won't pay the rent and doesn't grow on trees
But splitting hairs can get you anything you need
Who would have thought connecting dots might get you to the point?
But charities and remedy, almost as much as modesty

Take the bait and save however much it takes
Before you've made your wish, however much it takes

Rest assured they're weighing words in sympathetic ink
And I don't waste my time suspending disbelief

Track Listing


CD 1
  • 0 Tibet
  • 1 Dance of the Manatee
  • 2 Kyla Cries Cologne
  • 3 Vice/Versa
  • 4 The Wife, the Kids, and the White Picket Fence
  • 5 April Fools and Eggmen
  • 6 A Seafarer’s Knot
  • 7 A Wolf Descends Upon the Spanish Sahara
  • 8 The Walls of Jericho
  • 9 Tall Tales Taste Like Sour Grapes
  • 10 Upgrade^Brigade
  • 11 Say When


  • credits


    publisher: ©Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.
    writers: Andrew Sudderth, Brett Stowers, Clifford Campbell, John Matthew Langley, Jon Dicken
    album: Track 5 in album Fables From a Mayfly: What I Tell You Three Times is True
    release date: 2007-6-12
    popularity : 95 users have visited this page.
    length: 4:45

    Album Information

    label: Universal Republic Records
    country(area): United States
    format: CD
    script: Latin