The Funkiest Lyrics

Funkdoobiest


publisher: ©Universal Music Publishing Group
writers: Larry Muggerud, Jason Vasquez, Leor Dimant
album: Track 1 in album Which Doobie U B?
release date: 1993-5-4
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length: 3:23

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It was the voice of a couragous explorer, a man dedicated to the pursuit of
man's knowledge and the expansion of his horizons

Chorus
The funkiest, the funkiest
(8x)

Check it, all I need's a second to wreck it
My thoughts are collected for the funk, expect it
I'm iller than a porno, I got skills like Zoro
Who's Perry Kwomo? Tomorrow, tomorrow
Like Ophan Annie, yo it's the uncanny
Doobie, with bonified funk for your fanny
Suckers, I pick 'em, so who be my victim
BLRRLL stick 'em, and boogers, I flick 'em
I'm guilty your honor, I rock like Nirvana
So **** a pihrana, just like Jeffory Dahmer
I'll slice 'em, dice 'em, MCs...ice 'em
Yo, step to the Son and I'll **** you guys up

Chorus

Ring around the rosies to the funk, you punk
I flips, smacks, and paddy wack and does all that junk
Watch how many scram, your sweet like candied yams
But I freak the style like if I was Handiman
"Uh-oh, um I think we're in trouble"
'Cause girls call me Dumbo, and guys want to rumble
Yet I'm hard like a diamond, I'll sing like Phyllis Hyman
The action packed rhyming like uh Simon & Simon
??? word, the ****ers smell like terds
'Cause mommy will buy you a mocking bird
Mary's quite contrary, taking out these fairies
Eaten out the *******s like Tom did Jerry

Chorus

Breakdown
Yo son, kick that ****

Hey Peter, Peter, you fat pumpkin eater
You know I kicks flavor just like Velveta
I'll scream like Aritha, so follow the leader
From here to Madina, like Sarafina
I yell hellalujah, you're fat like Lex Luther
To master mind the funk, do ya? Do ya
The crazy ill Hitler, who performs like a fiddler
I'm ill like the Riddler, **** a Bette Midler

Chorus

Track Listing

  • 1 The Funkiest
  • 2 Bow Wow Wow
  • 3 Freak Mode
  • 4 I'm Shittin' on 'em
  • 5 Who's the Doobiest
  • 6 Doobie to the Head
  • 7 Where's It At
  • 8 Wopbabalubop
  • 9 The Porno King
  • 10 'Uh C'mon Yeah!
  • 11 Here I Am
  • 12 Funk's on Me