Vlad the Impaler



writers: Gwar Gwar
album: Track 8 in album Scumdogs of the Universe
release date: 1990-1-8
popularity : 10 users have visited this page.
genres: Rock
styles: Viking Metal/Hardcore/Speed Metal/Thrash/Death Metal
length: 3:16

Album Information

label: Metal Blade Records
country(area): United States
format: CD
barcode: 039841700329
script: Latin

Cover Art

GWAR Scumdogs of the Universe cover art


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Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a sailor but he's
Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a
He turned out to be Norman Mailer
He stepped back and he smoked a joint
Mommy was a hamster,
Real tough childhood for such a fucking failure
He's so glad he's Vlad
But you know they didn't like him because all the Turks were jerks
But the ancient art of impalement was something that the boy had learned
He learned, they burned and burned and burned
He's so glad, oh he's so glad he's Vlad


Track Listing

CD 1
  • 1 The Salaminizer
  • 2 Maggots
  • 3 Sick of You
  • 4 Slaughterama
  • 5 The Years Without Light
  • 6 King Queen
  • 7 Horror of Yig
  • 8 Vlad the Impaler
  • 9 Black and Huge
  • 10 Love Surgery
  • 11 Death Pod
  • 12 Sexecutioner
  • 13 Cool Place to Park