I Was a Teenage Armchair Honved Fan Lyrics

Half Man Half Biscuit


album: Track 7 in album Back Again in the D.H.S.S.
release date: 1987
popularity : 7 users have visited this page.
genres: Rock
styles: Alternative Rock/Comedy/Indie Rock
length: 2:52
producer: The Bald Brothers

Cover Art

Half Man Half Biscuit Back Again in the D.H.S.S. cover art
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Woke up this morning and found myself in bed.
My knowledge of the blues is somewhat nil.
I dreamt about about a love-affair
In far-off BudaPest.
The sort of thing that shivers every pill
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!

I went dans la cuisine, in a bi-linguistic mood.
And Morphy Richards showed up with the goods.
I was feeling hungry both this morning and last night,
And with an appetite like that you see the woods
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!

Is this the bit where we're supposed to make guitars collide, and
Is this the bit where we release all that raw energy, and
Is this the bit where we go crashing through those barriers,
Like wot they do in music mags?!

I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!

I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair wham bam thank you.
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair wooo oooh ooh.
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!


Thanks to JSWT for the correction


Track Listing


12" Vinyl 1
  • 1 The Best Things in Life
  • 2 D'Ye Ken Ted Moult
  • 3 Reasons to Be Miserable, Part 10
  • 4 Rod Hull Is Alive - Why?
  • 5 Dickie Davies Eyes
  • 6 The Bastard Son of Dean Friedman
  • 7 I Was a Teenage Armchair Honved Fan
  • 8 Arthur's Farm
  • 9 All I Want for Christmas Is a Dukla Prague Away Kit
  • 10 Trumpton Riots (7" remix)