Caught in a Flood With the Captain of the Cheerleading Squad Song Lyrics

i hate myself

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how's your bell-curve?
mine's right-skewed average low. very low.
and the river - she has grown very high.
fell from the sky.
and i'm wasted on cancer and bible school - not like you.
yeah, you're wasted, full and drunk from too much rain
and pain and anger at tumors like me.
if it would make you comfortable, i'd jump out of this tree,
or maybe we could get married and be happy.
these few words could be the last we ever speak.
do you think, maybe, you could love me or like me maybe?
maybe you'd look at me, you'd talk to me,
we could marry, live in this tree.
but it's unlikely. you don't like me,
and i don't like me, and it's unlikely.

Track Listing


Vinyl 1
  • 1 This Isn't the Tenka-Ichi-Budôkai
  • 2 Urban Barbie
  • 3 Polar Bear Summer
  • 4 ...And Keep Reaching for Those Stars
  • 5 Caught in a Flood With the Captain of the Cheerleading Squad
  • 6 Kind of a Long Way Down
  • 7 Not Waving but Drowning
  • 8 Destroy All Monsters
  • 9 Conversation With Dr. Seussicide
  • 10 Secret Lovers at the Heaven's Gate Ranch


  • credits


    album: Track 5 in album 10 Songs
    release date: 1997-11
    popularity : 49 users have visited this page.
    genres: Rock
    styles: Emo/Punk/Hardcore
    length: 3:26

    Album Information

    label: No Idea
    country(area): United States
    format: Vinyl
    script: Latin