Mad Professor Lyrics

Insane Clown Posse


publisher: ©Universal Music Publishing Group
writers: Joseph Bruce, Mike E. Clark
album: Track 14 in album The Amazing Jeckel Brothers
release date: 1999-5-25
popularity : 25 users have visited this page.
genres: Hip Hop
styles: Horrorcore
length: 5:51

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Insane Clown Posse The Amazing Jeckel Brothers cover art
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Mad Professor



(Violent J)
I was never popular, this I'll admit, **** school never liked me, Goo!
All the kids would always beat me, until I'm half-dead
Make fun of the size of my forehead
But that **** never bothered me, Mama and Mother
They had a lot of property
They had a science lab in the basement
And that's where my free ti...well, my time was spent
I made a mouse with a chicken head
It clucked three times: CLUCK, CLUCK, CLUCK!
And then it was dead
I made a lot of things though, like a frog with a turkey neck
gobblegobblegobble, it was the **** (yeah)
But I'm still lonely, I need a homie
So I collected limbs and made a zombie
I could've made a girlie friend
But **** that, I got my girlie right here...yeah!

(Chorus)
You can call me Mad Professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me Mad Professor
We will rule eternity



(Violent J)
I used so many body parts it was crazy
I killed a whole bunch of mother ****ers , like what, eighty?
They all chipped in on my special friend
Everything helps, Even if you got a finger to lend, come on
I hear the other children playing outside
"Keep it down you little *****es, I'll skin your ****ing hides!"
?Stressful?, this part is wack
Some how I gots to attach this nut sack
****! ****! I'm sawing off an elbow
Looking at the meter I'm like ?Quasar and Ziphalo?
Or better yet look out the ****ing window
I see a storms coming, almost time to roll
Screw the head on, come on, come on
It's the thuggish, ruggish, bone
Okay it's time, hit the switch, turn it up a hert
****! ****! Didn't work

(Chorus)



It wasn't always easy (Hell no!) let me tell ya
But **** that, cause I ain't no failure
I put the **** with the ?things? and this with that
Wait a minute...(brrrt) did you hear that?
It's alive! I just gotta wake it up
Hand me that ?rocky rye? pour it in a cup
It will do exactly...hold up, pause
I ain't cleaning his draws man, **** that
Get him fat, get him ready, it's almost time
Paint his ugly face up just like mine
I see him twitching, I'm on a roll
He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival
Turn the hertz all the way up for this ****
And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit
Did it work? You make the call
Shaggy? (What up, y'all!)

(Chorus) 3X


Track Listing


CD 1
  • 1 Intro
  • 2 Jake Jeckel
  • 3 Bring It On
  • 4 I Want My Shit
  • 5 Bitches
  • 6 Terrible
  • 7 I Stab People
  • 8 Another Love Song
  • 9 Everybody Rize
  • 10 Play With Me
  • 11 Jack Jeckel
  • 12 Fuck the World
  • 13 The Shaggy Show
  • 14 Mad Professor
  • 15 Assassins
  • 16 Echo Side
  • 17 Nothing's Left