Chris Rock Was My RA Lyrics

Jimmy Fallon


album: Track 11 in album The Bathroom Wall
release date: 2002
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Well my freshman year had an awesome RA. i had the best RA in the world. i wish
u was with me all my 4 years. his name is Arnold baldwin. we had this RA.Arnold
Baldwin. hes this big tall skinny black guy.he talked exactly like chris rock.
we loved him because he didnt give a crap about us. he didnt care. hes like,
"im your RA!Resident Assistant! Resident Assistant! im not the resident
council! im not the resident mother! i dont need to know everything! your
friends throwing up in the bathroom i dont need to know! everybody throws up
hes lucky he made it to the bathroom! just give him a tick tack and a pillow
and leave em alone! leave em alone! i dont need to know! your sweet mate is
smokin crack, i dont need to know! just tell him to ex hale through a empty
toilet paper roll stucked with dryer sheets! make it smell like the mountain
springs freshes of crack! i dont need to know! i dont need to know if u gotta
40 oz beer ball keg playin bing ball flip cup century club got zoomy zoomy goin
on i dont need to know cause i dont care! yo girlfriend broke up wit u, i dont
care! yo roomate is a pain on the ass, i dont care! u made a booty call fo in
the mornin and she got a friend, i care! remember me!

Track Listing

  • 1 Idiot Boyfriend
  • 2 (I Can't Play) Basketball
  • 3 Drinking in the Woods
  • 4 Road Rage
  • 5 Snowball
  • 6 Hope Everyone Enjoyed Homecoming This Year
  • 7 Troll Doll Celebrities
  • 8 Dorms, Shower Baskets & The Walk Of Shame
  • 9 Roommates
  • 10 Hotplates, Four Digit Numbers & The Little Fridge
  • 11 Chris Rock Was My RA
  • 12 Gotta Get A Fake I.D.
  • 13 Troll Doll Jingles
  • 14 Hammertime