Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed Lyrics

Kinky Friedman


publisher: ©Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
writers: Kinky Friedman
album: Track 6 in album Sold American
release date: 1973
popularity : 13 users have visited this page.
genres: Rock Folk, World, & Country
styles: Country/Country Rock
length: 2:27

Cover Art

Kinky Friedman Sold American cover art
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You uppity women I don't understand
Why you gotta go and try to act like a man,
But before you make your weekly visit to the shrink
You'd better occupy the kitchen, liberate the sink.

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
That's what I to my baby said,
Women's liberation is a-going to your head,
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.

Early every morning you're out on the street
Passing out pamphlets to everyone you meet.
You gave up your Maiden Form for Lent
And now the front of your dress has an air scoop vent.

Every single brakeman that's ever come along
Had a little woman always tellin' him that he's wrong.
Eve said to Adam, "Here's an apple you horse"
And Delilah defoliated Samson's moss.

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
That's what I to my baby said,
Women's liberation is a-going to your head,
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.

Mean-hearted harpies are breaking all the laws
Tearing up their girdles and a-burning up their bras,
Now the air is dirty and the sex is clean
And your coffee makes my hair turn green.

So damn emancipated in your mind and your body,
Gonna have to cancel all your lessons in karate.
If you can't love a male chauvinist
You'd better cross me off your shopping list.

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
That's what I to my baby said,
Women's liberation is a-going to your head,
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.


Track Listing

  • 1 We Reserve the Right to Refuse Service to You
  • 2 Highway Cafe
  • 3 Sold American
  • 4 Flyin' Down the Freeway
  • 5 Ride 'em Jewboy
  • 6 Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed
  • 7 High on Jesus
  • 8 The Ballad of Charles Whitman
  • 9 Top Ten Commandments
  • 10 Western Union Wire
  • 11 Silver Eagle Express