They Ain't Makin' Jews Like Jesus Anymore Song Lyrics

Kinky Friedman

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(Kinky Friedman)

Well, a redneck nerd in a bowling shirt was a-guzzlin' Lone Star beer
Talking religion and-uh politics for all the world to hear.
“They oughta send you back to Russia, boy, or New York City one
You just want to doodle a Christian girl and you killed God's only son.�

I said, “Has it occurred to you, you nerd, that that's not very nice,
We Jews believe it was Santa Claus that killed Jesus Christ.�
“You know, you don't look Jewish,â€? he said, “near as I could figger
I had you lamped for a slightly anemic, well-dressed country nigger.“

No, they ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore,
They don't turn the other cheek the way they done before.
He started in to shoutin' and a-spittin' on the floor,

Track Listing


CD 1
  • 1 Rapid City, South Dakota
  • 2 Popeye the Sailor Man
  • 3 Homo Erectus
  • 4 Lover Please
  • 5 Wild Man From Borneo
  • 6 Before All Hell Breaks Loose
  • 7 Somethin’s Wrong With the Beaver
  • 8 When the Lord Closes the Door (He Opens a Little Window)
  • 9 Miss Nickelodeon
  • 10 Autograph
  • 11 They Ain’t Makin’ Jews Like Jesus Anymore


  • credits


    album: Track 11 in album Kinky Friedman
    release date: 1994-5-10
    popularity : 123 users have visited this page.
    genres: Folk, World, & Country
    styles: Country
    length: 3:22
    composer: Richard Friedman
    lyricist: Richard Friedman

    Album Information

    label: Varèse Sarabande
    country(area): United States
    format: CD
    barcode: 030206548822
    script: Latin