MICKEY AVALON - MY DICK LYRICS

Writer(s):YESHE PERL, SIMON REX CUTRIGHT, ARMEN MELICK
Artist: Mickey Avalon Lyrics
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Date: Originally added at 6:54 am October 07, 2003.

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My **** cost a late night fee
Your **** got the HIV
My **** plays on the double feature screen
Your **** went straight to DVD

My ****, bigger than a bridge
Your **** look like a little kid's
My ****, large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your **** look like you fourteen

My ****, locked in a cage, right
Your **** suffer from stage fright
My ****, so hot, it's stolen
Your **** look like Gary Coleman

My ****, pink and big
Your **** stinks like ****
My **** got a Caesar do,
Your **** needs a tweezer, dude

My **** is like super size
Your **** look like two fries
My ****, more mass than the Earth
Your ****, half staff, it needs work

My ****, been there done that
Your **** sits there with dunce cap
My ****, V.I.P.
Your **** needs I.D.

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

My **** need no introduction
Your **** don't even function
My **** served a whole luncheon
Your ****, it look like a munchkin

My ****, size of a pumpkin
Your **** look like Macaulay Culkin
My ****, good good lovin'
Your ****- good for nothin'

My **** bench pressed three fifty
Your **** couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My ****, pretty damn skimpy
Your ****, hungry as a hippie

My **** don't fit down the chimney
Your **** is like a kid from the Philippines
My **** is like an M16
Your ****, broken vending machine

My **** parts the seas
Your **** farts and queefs
My ****, rumble in the jungle
Your **** got touched by your uncle

My **** goes to yoga
Your ****, fruit roll-up
My ****, grade-A beef
Your ****, made a geek

My ****, sick and dangerous
Your ****, quick and painless
My ****, 'nuff said.
Your **** loves Fred

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

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