NOFX - Johnny Appleseed Lyrics

NOFX White Trash, Two Heebs and a Bean cover art
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Through word of mouth let it be know
The man who spends his life on a mission, he's legendary
Traveling from coast to coast
He's the contemporary Johnny Appleseed

Now, man, who was talking **** about Johnny anyway?
He's down for the cause, holmes

He's making sure his garden grows
He'll plant a seed in every town he goes
Fertilizing the countryside
Couldn't stop him with insecticide

Making sure the garden grows, yeah, yeah, yeah
He'll water the yard with a agrden hose
And you know he'll be plantin' his seed, yeah, yeah, yeah
Groomin' the backyard, or whackin' a weed

Oh, yes, this Johnny character is just what we're looking for
He's very straight, very gang, very Hispanic
He'll do just fine

When diggin' holes he'll be wearing a glove
He go into the shed, get the shovel, and he shove
He'll plant the seed, makin' sure it's sown
He go into the shed and he start hoein' with the hoe, ho, ho, ho

Makin' sure that the garden grow, yeah, yeah, yeah
He'll water the yard with the garden hose
Groomin' the backyard or whackin' the weed, yeah, yeah, yeah
The contemporary Johnny Appleseed
Track Listing
CD 1
  • 1 Soul Doubt
  • 2 Stickin in My Eye
  • 3 Bob
  • 4 You’re Bleeding
  • 5 Straight Edge
  • 6 Liza and Louise
  • 7 The Bag
  • 8 Please Play This Song on the Radio
  • 9 Warm
  • 10 I Wanna Be Your Baby
  • 11 Johnny Appleseed
  • 12 She’s Gone
  • 13 Buggley Eyes


  • Credits
    publisher: ©Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., Universal Music Publishing Group
    writers: Mike Burkett
    album: Track 11 in album White Trash, Two Heebs and a Bean
    release date: 1992-12-30
    popularity : 90 users have visited this page.
    genres: Rock
    styles: Punk
    length: 2:38
    writer: Fat Mike
    Album Information
    label: Epitaph
    country(area): United States
    format: CD
    barcode: 045778641826
    script: Latin