NOFX - New Boobs Lyrics

NOFX Ribbed cover art
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Something is lacking, I'm not attracting
My boobs are not as big as I want them to be
I want thirty six D

I'm not receiving enough affection
Gonna get me a silicon injection
And fulfill my dreams, bust through my seams

My social life is pathetic, I can't find a man
What I need is cosmetic surgery
Be the best I can be

Proteins, and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption
Who needs to diet when liposuction
Is painless and quick, local anesthetic

Now my body is a model,
A flawless perfection
I most certainly will cause an erection
Wherever I go, but I still don't know

The reason I can't find a mate
Guys I meet ejaculate
Then leave through the door,
I can't take anymore
Track Listing
CD 1
  • 1 Green Corn
  • 2 The Moron Brothers
  • 3 Showerdays
  • 4 Food, Sex & Ewe
  • 5 Just the Flu
  • 6 El Lay
  • 7 New Boobs
  • 8 Cheese / Where’s My Slice?
  • 9 Together on the Sand
  • 10 Nowhere
  • 11 Brain Constipation
  • 12 Gonoherpasyphlaids
  • 13 I Don’t Want You Around
  • 14 The Malachi Crunch


  • Credits
    publisher: ©Universal Music Publishing Group
    writers: Mike Burkett, Stephen Douglas Kidwiler
    album: Track 7 in album Ribbed
    release date: 1991-2-13
    popularity : 71 users have visited this page.
    genres: Rock
    styles: Punk
    length: 3:28
    Album Information
    label: Epitaph
    country(area): United States
    format: CD
    barcode: 045778641024
    script: Latin