New Boobs Lyrics

NOFX


publisher: ©Universal Music Publishing Group
writers: Mike Burkett, Stephen Douglas Kidwiler
album: Track 7 in album Ribbed
release date: 1991-2-13
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length: 3:28

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Something is lacking, I’m not attracting

My boobs are not as big as I want them to be

I want 36d



I’m not receiving enuff affection

Gonna get me a silicon injection

And fulfill my dreams, bust through my seams



My social life is pathetic, I can’t find a man

When I need is cosmetic surgery

Be the best I can be



Proteins, and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption

Who needs to diet when liposuction

Is painless and quick, local anesthetic



Now my body is a model, a flawless perfection

I most certainly will cause an erection

Wherever I go, but I still don’t know



The reason why I can’t find a mate

Guys I meet ejaculate

Then leave through the door,

I can’t take anymore

Track Listing

  • 1 Green Corn
  • 2 The Moron Brothers
  • 3 Showerdays
  • 4 Food, Sex & Ewe
  • 5 Just the Flu
  • 6 El Lay
  • 7 New Boobs
  • 8 Cheese / Where’s My Slice?
  • 9 Together on the Sand
  • 10 Nowhere
  • 11 Brain Constipation
  • 12 Gonoherpasyphlaids
  • 13 I Don’t Want You Around
  • 14 The Malachi Crunch