Colostomy Grab-Bag Lyrics

O.L.D.


album: Track 11 in album Old Lady Drivers
release date: 1988
popularity : 8 users have visited this page.
genres: Rock
styles: Grindcore/Death Metal/Experimental
length: 3:28

Cover Art

O.L.D. Old Lady Drivers cover art
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She walks around in her robe
To hide her bag of shit
Colostomy bag, reeks of crud
Embedded in her hip
Screaming at the bitch
She took my parking spot
I caught a whif of colostomy
And took off bown the block

Almost one month later
I saw her in the park
Perfect time for revenge
It was after dark
Hiding in the bushes
As she's walking by
Jumping out on the path
I piss into her eye

Blinded with urea
Stupid smelly bag
I took my hands with all my might
And squeezed her colostomy bag
She spun around about ten times
Until she heaved up brown
Leaving her all embarrassed
In a putrib mound


Track Listing


12" Vinyl 1
  • 1 Total Hag
  • 2 Corpse Full of Gunk
  • 3 Supermarket Monstrosity
  • 4 Lepers Without Feet
  • 5 Tracheotomy Peashooter
  • 6 Wisdom Lost
  • 7 Cocaine
  • 8 Die in Your Beauty Sleep
  • 9 Special Olympics
  • 10 I Laugh as I Chew
  • 11 Colostomy Grab-Bag
  • 12 Feeding the Worms
  • 13 Old Ladies Always Break Their Hips
  • 14 Bathrooms Rule
  • 15 Screaming Geezer