Advice From a Divorced Gentleman to His Bachelor Friend Considering Marriage Lyrics

of Montreal

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album: Track 13 in album The Gay Parade
release date: 1999-2-16
popularity : 7 users have visited this page.
genres: Rock
styles: Psychedelic Rock/Indie Rock
length: 2:09

Album Information

label: Bar/None Records
country(area): United States
format: CD
barcode: 032862010521
script: Latin

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of Montreal The Gay Parade cover art

Lyrics

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You should stay away from roses
And be careful to avoid
chocolate hearts
Keep distant from romantic notions
Cause that's where love
most often starts

Be sure to steer clear of diamonds
And mink coats are most certainly out too
For if she goes in for that kind of thing
Just might fall then what you will do

You know you've always been the sort
Who's truly only fond of the sport
And who will never be satisfied

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Track Listing


CD 1
  • 1 Old Familiar Way
  • 2 Fun Loving Nun
  • 3 Tulip Baroo
  • 4 Jacques Lamure
  • 5 March of the Gay Parade
  • 6 Neat Little Domestic Life
  • 7 A Collection of Poems About Water
  • 8 I'd Be a Yellow Feathered Loon
  • 9 The Autobiographical Grandpa
  • 10 The Miniature Philosopher
  • 11 My Friend Will Be Me
  • 12 My Favorite Boxer
  • 13 Advice From a Divorced Gentleman to His Bachelor Friend Considering Marriage
  • 14 A Man's Life Flashing Before His Eyes While He and His Wife Drive Off a Cliff Into the Ocean
  • 15 Nickee Coco and the Invisible Tree
  • 16 The Gay Parade Outro