OPM - Heaven Is a Halfpipe Lyrics

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If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back

Now heaven would be a DJ
Spinning dub all night long
And Heaven would be just kickin' back
With Jesus packing my bong
And if you don't believe in Jesus and Mohammed or Buddha too
And while the world is warring
We'll just sit back and laugh at you
Singing

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back

Now when most people think of heaven
They see those pearly gates
But I looked a little closer
And there's a sign that says "Do Not Skate"
So if you wanna come to my heaven
Well we're all gonna have a ball
And everyone you know is welcome
'Cause we got no gates or walls
Singing

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do ****
Without the man ****ing with it

And then I got to the gate
Pulled out a list that I'd been calling fate
I'm sorry friend you can't come in
You gotta a list here that doesn't end
You're mad cause I smoke dope
You teaching any classes in how to cope
I'll find a place to rest my head
I rather be alone now that I'm dead
Like Christian Hossoi way back in 87'
We'll be busting Christ air's until we get to Heaven
Think I really care that I miss my Biology
Got my education in stale fishology
With all your rules you got to chill
I'm gonna twist out like Mike McGill
I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz
I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz..got the skillz got the skillz

Heaven is a halfpipe

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do ****
Without the man ****ing with it
Track Listing
CD 1
  • 1 Stash Up
  • 2 Interlude: Punanny
  • 3 Heaven Is a Halfpipe
  • 4 Capitan
  • 5 Undercover Freak
  • 6 Brighter Side
  • 7 Better Daze
  • 8 Turcha
  • 9 Dealerman
  • 10 Reality Check
  • 11 Interlude: Rage Against the Coke Machine
  • 12 Unda
  • 13 Interlude: 15 Minutes
  • 14 Fish Out of Water


  • Credits
    album: Track 3 in album Menace to Sobriety
    release date: 2000-8-15
    popularity : 41 users have visited this page.
    genres: Electronic Hip Hop Rock
    styles: Breakbeat/Pop Rap/Punk
    length: 4:18
    producer: Josh Deutsch and Craig Kallman
    piano: Nat Gleason
    vocal: John Edney and Matthew Meschery
    mixer: Michael Patterson
    engineer: Michael Patterson and Vaughan Merrick
    additional producer: Michael Patterson
    bass: Josh Deutsch and Melvin Gibbs
    guitar: Josh Deutsch, Geoff Turney, Linus of Hollywood and Rusty Anderson
    keyboard: Garry Hughes
    co-producer: Garry Hughes
    turntable(s): Malcolm "Old Man" Michiles
    drums programming: Garry Hughes, Josh Deutsch, Alan Friedman and Michael Patterson
    composer: Geoff Turney, Roy C. Hammond, John Edney, Matthew Meschery
    lyricist: Geoff Turney, Roy C. Hammond, John Edney, Matthew Meschery
    Album Information
    label: Atlantic
    country(area): United States
    format: CD
    barcode: 075678336928
    script: Latin