Heaven Is a Halfpipe Lyrics

OPM


album: Track 3 in album Menace to Sobriety
release date: 2000-8-15
popularity : 9 users have visited this page.
genres: Electronic Hip Hop Rock
styles: Breakbeat/Pop Rap/Punk
length: 4:18
producer: Josh Deutsch and Craig Kallman
piano: Nat Gleason
vocal: John Edney and Matthew Meschery
mixer: Michael Patterson
engineer: Michael Patterson and Vaughan Merrick
additional producer: Michael Patterson
bass: Josh Deutsch and Melvin Gibbs
guitar: Josh Deutsch, Geoff Turney, Linus of Hollywood and Rusty Anderson
keyboard: Garry Hughes
co-producer: Garry Hughes
turntable(s): Malcolm "Old Man" Michiles
drums programming: Garry Hughes, Josh Deutsch, Alan Friedman and Michael Patterson
composer: Geoff Turney, Roy C. Hammond, John Edney, Matthew Meschery
lyricist: Geoff Turney, Roy C. Hammond, John Edney, Matthew Meschery

Cover Art

OPM Menace to Sobriety cover art
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If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back

Now heaven would be a DJ
Spinning dub all night long
And Heaven would be just kickin' back
With Jesus packing my bong
And if you don't believe in Jesus and Mohammed or Buddha too
And while the world is warring
We'll just sit back and laugh at you
Singing

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back

Now when most people think of heaven
They see those pearly gates
But I looked a little closer
And there's a sign that says "Do Not Skate"
So if you wanna come to my heaven
Well we're all gonna have a ball
And everyone you know is welcome
'Cause we got no gates or walls
Singing

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do ****
Without the man ****ing with it

And then I got to the gate
Pulled out a list that I'd been calling fate
I'm sorry friend you can't come in
You gotta a list here that doesn't end
You're mad cause I smoke dope
You teaching any classes in how to cope
I'll find a place to rest my head
I rather be alone now that I'm dead
Like Christian Hossoi way back in 87'
We'll be busting Christ air's until we get to Heaven
Think I really care that I miss my Biology
Got my education in stale fishology
With all your rules you got to chill
I'm gonna twist out like Mike McGill
I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz
I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz..got the skillz got the skillz

Heaven is a halfpipe

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do ****
Without the man ****ing with it


Track Listing


CD 1
  • 1 Stash Up
  • 2 Interlude: Punanny
  • 3 Heaven Is a Halfpipe
  • 4 Capitan
  • 5 Undercover Freak
  • 6 Brighter Side
  • 7 Better Daze
  • 8 Turcha
  • 9 Dealerman
  • 10 Reality Check
  • 11 Interlude: Rage Against the Coke Machine
  • 12 Unda
  • 13 Interlude: 15 Minutes
  • 14 Fish Out of Water