Jerry Lewis Lyrics

Quincy Punx


publisher: ©OBO APRA/AMCOS
album: Track 18 in album We're Not Punks... but We Play Them on TV
release date: 1995-11-14
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length: 0:50



I wanna play the Jerry Lewis telethon
And raise big bucks for MDA
Cuz Jerry raises millions every year
And we'll equally divide the pay
I wanna play the Jerry Lewis telethon
With great big famous Vegas superstars
And that jerk with three trained oranguatans
We'll play real fast and smash our guitars

[Chorus:]
Slam dancing with Jerry's kids
And having lots of fun
Singing swearwords on the air
Yeah, Jerry's number one
He'd say we're number one till he heard us play
Then he'd kick us off the show
But it's too late, we're here to stay
And we aren't gonna go

I wanna do the natural act with Charo
Tango with old men in pink golf pants
I wanna play killer thrashing punk
So even Jerry will slamdance
I wanna play the Jerry Lewis telethon
And booze backstage with Ed McMahon
Your pledges will buy us lots of beer
So call right now and pledge a hundred grand

[Repeat Chorus]



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Track Listing

  • 1 Nuke Seattle
  • 2 Blowin' Chunks
  • 3 Eat a Bowl of Fuck
  • 4 Crack Lab
  • 5 High Impact Camping
  • 6 Tina
  • 7 Young and Dumb
  • 8 I Hate Coffee
  • 9 Safety Pins
  • 10 Don't Talk to Me
  • 11 Kamikaze
  • 12 Mutants
  • 13 Gun Control
  • 14 Under My Wheels
  • 15 Splatter Punk
  • 16 Stupid People
  • 17 No Brain No Pain
  • 18 Jerry Lewis
  • 19 I Don't Care
  • 20 I Hate Everyone
  • 21 Fuck You
  • 22 Pain
  • 23 5 State Killing Spree