The Drinking Song Lyrics

Bob & Tom


album: Track in album Greatest Hits, Volume 1
release date: 1999-12
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length: 3:21

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Our work day's done.
Go grab a shower!
Let's hit the pub.
It's Happy Hour.

If we get bombed.
Who gives a damn?
I'm not as drunk,
As you think I am.

Those chicks right there
don't look to good,
but three more beers...
I think I would!

It's either them,
or my right hand.
I'm not as think,
as you drunk I am!

So by another round.
We'll sit right here,
and drink 'em down.
Get everyone
another beer.
You'll have to kick
us outta here.

Say are you girls
waitin' on your friends?
What did you say?!?
You're lesbians!
Bartender cancel
those two drinks.
I'm not as am,
as you drunk I think.

This beer is movin'
like a train.
I think my lizard
needs a drain.
But first I'll have
a double shot.
I'm drunk you think,
as you am is not.

So by another round.
We'll sit right here,
and drink 'em down.
Get everyone
another beer.
You'll have to kick
us outta here.

This bathroom's nice
as it can be.
It's got four walls;
I've puked on three!
Oops, here comes more!
I'll use the sink.
I'm not as thrunk,
as you am I dink.

I put that bouncer
right in his place.
I smacked his elbow
with my face.
He's lucky that
it's closin time.
Drunk am is not,
as you think you I'm.

So by another round.
We'll sit right here,
and drink 'em down.
Get everyone
another beer.
You'll have to kick
us outta here.


Track Listing


CD 1
  • 1 Blow Me a Kiss
  • 2 Dear Penthouse
  • 3 18 Wheels on a Big Rig
  • 4 Dicken's Cider
  • 5 A Beer's Much Better Than a Woman
  • 6 The Man Song
  • 7 Prisoner of Love
  • 8 Man, I'm Glad I'm a Man
  • 9 Head Shampoo
  • 10 Bitchin' Guy
  • 11 The Smoker's Anthem
  • 12 Norfolk & Waypal Overnight Delivery
  • 13 Snailman
  • 14 Orange Barrels
  • 15 Orange Triangles
  • 16 Condomnation
  • 17 It's All About Me
  • 18 Buzz, Buzz
  • 19 Butch Beer
  • 20 A Girl Like You
  • 21 Toast
  • 22 Bambilance
  • 23 The Drinking Song
  • 24 I Want to Be Like "Hef"
  • 25 I Can't Stop Stalking You
  • 26 Undignified Ways to Die
  • 27 Another White Christmas
    CD 2
  • 1 Shirtless Girl
  • 2 The Fukutoku Bank Caper
  • 3 Sister Joan
  • 4 The Critter
  • 5 If Bob Kevolan Directed the Classics
  • 6 The First Baseball Game
  • 7 Pinkley Motors
  • 8 Trucker Clock (Who Wants It?)
  • 9 The Love Brothers Go Hawaiian
  • 10 Marge & Susan
  • 11 This Big Ol' Club
  • 12 Peek-A-Boo Camera
  • 13 Uncle Arnie Plays Russian Roulette
  • 14 White Trash Expo
  • 15 Larry King
  • 16 Mall Cop
  • 17 Mr. Bation
  • 18 The Old Man
  • 19 Invisible Leash
  • 20 Tom Griswold at Parties
  • 21 The Booby Trap
  • 22 Harry & Judy
  • 23 The Richard Gere Habitat Trail Kit
  • 24 This #!?* Damn House
  • 25 The Video