Maximillian Mouse Lyrics

Rolf Harris


album: Track 16 in album Rolf Harris
release date: 1980
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length: 3:38

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Rolf Harris - Maximillian Mouse
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I am a mouse
called Maximillian Mouse
And I live in my Maximillian...Mouse house
I'm very well bred
I'm pure Castillian mouse
And I come from a long long long long long long line of
Castillian mouses

Ole!

But it always has been perilous
Crossing the arena to the supermarkets
Where I buy my cheese..

It's regularly perilous
When I think of bull-fights
There's a quaking in my knees

I've always had
A taste for colourful things
And this day I was wearing my red cortocaportocontrezbutonizonalado
e sulapa ancocobosiasacadelamanorajo et
plato del toros dressing gown

I must confess I've been in gullible rings
For the bull, when he saw what I wore
Came rushing at me

Ol...
(clear throat)
Ole.

But if you think that because I am small I am puny
You are wrong
I stood my ground
I did not move
I could not move

The picador's horse was standing on my tail
So swiftly I turned and I nipped him in the fetlocks
He was most embarrassed
But for the moment I was free

I pirouette to safety and the bull thunders past me
brrrah
Then, I hear the trumpet call for the death
I have resolved to dispatch Senor Toros with the classic pass of the dead one
The crowd screamed "No, no!" but
I plant my feet firmly, one (stamp), and two (stamp)

(quietly)
Three (stamp), four (stamp)

Then, from ten yards away I called the bull to me
Toros!
He comes rushing towards me!

(bang, crash)

(Smugly)
I tripped him...

I am a mouse
called Maximillian Mouse
And I live in my Maximillian...Mouse house

I'm very well bred
I'm pure Castillian mouse
And I come from a long long long long long long line of
Bull-fighting mouses

Ole!


Track Listing

  • 1 Two Little Boys
  • 2 Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport
  • 3 Waltzing Matilda
  • 4 Iko Iko
  • 5 Football Crazy
  • 6 Carra Barra Wirra Canna
  • 7 War Canoe
  • 8 Court of King Carractacus
  • 9 My Word You Do Look Queer
  • 10 I Lost My Mummy
  • 11 Sydney Town
  • 12 Sun Arise
  • 13 Nick Teen and Al K. Hall
  • 14 Wild Colonial Boy
  • 15 Jake the Peg
  • 16 Maximillian Mouse
  • 17 Botany Bay
  • 18 Click Go the Shears
  • 19 The Wild Rover
  • 20 Someone's Pinched My Winkles
  • 21 Big Dog
  • 22 I'll Be Hanged (If They're Gonna Hang Me)
  • 23 Eddystone Light
  • 24 The Man With the Microphone
  • 25 English Country Garden
  • 26 I Know a Man
  • 27 Six White Boomers