Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) Lyrics

Tenacious D


publisher: ©Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., Universal Music Publishing Group
writers: Thomas Jack Black, Kyle Richard Gass, Liam Lynch
album: Track 13 in album The Pick of Destiny
release date: 2006-11-13
popularity : 42 users have visited this page.
length: 5:36
producer: John King
mixer: Ken Andrews
guest: Dave Grohl
additional guitar: Liam Lynch
assistant engineer: John Spiker, Brad Breeck, Nick Raskulinecz and Ed Cherney

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Tenacious D The Pick of Destiny cover art
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I am complete!
****!

Yes you are ****ed, **** out of luck
Now I'm complete and my **** you will suck
This world will be mine and you're first in line
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!

Wait! Wait! Wait!
You ************
We challenge you to a rock off!
Give us one chance to rock your socks off

****, ****, ****
The demon code prevents me
From declining a rock off challenge
What are your terms? What's the catch?

If we win, you must take your sorry *** back to hell.
And also you will have to pay our rent.

And what if I win?
Then you can take Kage back to hell...
What?
Trust me Kage, it's the only way,
What the **** are you talking about?
To be your little *****.

Fine! Let the rock off begin! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I'm the devil, I love metal!
Check this riff, it's ****ing tasty
I'm the devil, I can do what I want,
Whatever I got I'm gonna flaunt,
There's never been a rock off that I've ever lost
I can't wait to take Kage back to hell
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel

No!
C'mon Kage, bring the thunder.
There's just no way that we can win,
That was a masterpiece.
Listen to me
He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man
Goddamn-it Kage,
He gonna make you his sex slave,
You're gonna gargle mayonnaise
No
Unless we bust a massive monster mammoth jam.
Dude, we've been through so much ****,
Deactivated lasers with my ****
Now it's time to blow this ****er down!
C'mon Kage, now it's time to blow doors down
I hear you Jables, now it's time to blow doors down
Light up the stage 'cause it's time for a showdown
We'll bend you over then we'll take you to Brown Town
Now we've got to blow this ****er down
He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
C'mon Kage 'cause it's time to blow doors down
Oh, we'll piledrive you, it's time for the smackdown
Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss,
We know your weakness our rocket-sauce
We rock the casbah, and blow your mind
We will defeat you for all mankind
You hold the scepter,
We hold the key
You are the devil,
We are the D [18x]

You guys are ****in' lame.
Come on Kage, you're coming with me.
Taste my lightning, ****er!

No!

Ow! ****!
My ****in' horn!
Oh no!

From whence you came you shall remain,
Until you are complete again

No!
**** you Kage and **** you Jables!
I'll get you Tenacious D!


Track Listing


CD 1
  • 1 Kickapoo
  • 2 Classico
  • 3 Baby
  • 4 Destiny
  • 5 History
  • 6 The Government Totally Sucks
  • 7 Master Exploder
  • 8 The Divide
  • 9 Papagenu (He's My Sassafrass)
  • 10 Dude (I Totally Miss You)
  • 11 Break In-City (Storm the Gate!)
  • 12 Car Chase City
  • 13 Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)
  • 14 POD
  • 15 The Metal