Cock Pushups Song Lyrics

Tenacious D

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KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out...
JB: Yeah?
KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready.
KG: Yeah?
JB: Yeah, I been doin **** pushups.
KG: **** Pushups?
JB: Yeah.
KG: What are those?
JB: Its where you ****in lay down flat on the ground.
KG: Yeah...
JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
KG: N...no, that's, that'd be impossible. Your **** can support your whole
weight?
JB: Well not at first...

Track Listing


CD 1
  • 1 Kielbasa
  • 2 One Note Song
  • 3 Tribute
  • 4 Wonderboy
  • 5 Hard Fucking
  • 6 Fuck Her Gently
  • 7 Explosivo
  • 8 Dio
  • 9 Inward Singing
  • 10 Kyle Quit the Band
  • 11 The Road
  • 12 Cock Pushups
  • 13 Lee
  • 14 Friendship Test
  • 15 Friendship
  • 16 Karate Schnitzel
  • 17 Karate
  • 18 Rock Your Socks
  • 19 Drive‚ÄźThru
  • 20 Double Team
  • 21 City Hall / Malibu Nights


  • credits


    publisher: ©Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
    writers: Kyle Richard Gass, Thomas Jacob Black
    album: Track 12 in album Tenacious D
    release date: 2001-9-25
    popularity : 138 users have visited this page.
    genres: Rock Non-Music
    styles: Hard Rock/Heavy Metal/Acoustic/Comedy
    length: 0:49
    producer: The Dust Brothers
    mixer: The Dust Brothers
    engineer: Bernie Becker
    assistant mixer: Cameron Webb
    assistant engineer: Tony Schloss
    writer: Jack Black, Kyle Gass

    Album Information

    label: Epic
    country(area): United States
    format: CD
    barcode: 696998623422
    script: Latin