The Beautiful South


publisher: ©Universal Music Publishing Group
writers: Dave Rotheray, Paul Heaton
album: Track 11 in album Miaow
release date: 1994-3-28
popularity : 5 users have visited this page.
genres: Rock
styles: Brit Pop
length: 3:49
composer: Dave Rotheray, Paul Heaton
lyricist: Paul Heaton

Album Information

label: Go! Discs
country(area): United Kingdom
format: CD
barcode: 042282850720
script: Latin

Cover Art

The Beautiful South Miaow cover art


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They say always use a condom, I say always use a whip
When it comes to loves great fountain, I won't just take a sip

You can't say you didn't want it on your hands and on your knees
Well you were especially good

But the only rubber you have worn is that useless rubber sheath
'Cause the safest sex I've ever had was hanging from a tree
So you've left me for another pretty face
Now I'm by myself
It's not so much the chase, it's the race
They say treat her like a lady and she'll treat you like her jewels
They say only marry once, I say only marry fools

I've told them that I'll hurt them if that really turns them on
I tied those ropes too tight!

I meant mini-correct
I meant mini-correct
That was major correct


Track Listing

CD 1
  • 1 Hold on to What?
  • 2 Good as Gold (Stupid as Mud)
  • 3 Especially for You
  • 4 Everybody’s Talkin’
  • 5 Prettiest Eyes
  • 6 Worthless Lie
  • 7 Hooligans Don’t Fall in Love
  • 8 Hidden Jukebox
  • 9 Hold Me Close (Underground)
  • 10 Tattoo
  • 11 Mini-Correct
  • 12 Poppy