I Met A Girl On Myspace Lyrics

The Lancashire Hotpots


album: Track 2 in album Never Mind The Hotpots
release date: 2007-10-15
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length: 1:29

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Oh I got myself a myspace page
It really is the best
I logged into it the tother day
It said new friend request
It were from a lass in lancashire
her page had loads of hits
I saw the pictures in her profile
and she had absolutely massive...
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Aye
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Ayes
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Loo-ra Aye
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Ayes
break it down
I sent her instant messages
I posted on her blog
I said lets meet in Wetherspoons
So we could have a snog
She said she had no transport
and so a lift she'd catch
and if I played my cards right
I'd get to feel her
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Aye
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Ayes
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Loo-ra AyeS
Word to your mother
How is your mother?
We walked home from pub together
I even bought her chips
I kissed her on the doorstep
She said can't you kiss me on the lips
We carried on our courting
But then I had a reet big shock
It turns out it wasn't a girl at all
It was a fella with a massive...
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Aye
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Ayes
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Loo-ra Aye
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Ayes
*Internet Woman*
Thanks to Kerryn (Y) for these lyrics

Track Listing

  • 1 Chippy Tea
  • 2 I Met A Girl On Myspace
  • 3 He's Turned Emo
  • 4 Ebay 'Eck
  • 5 The Firewall Song
  • 6 Dolby 5.1
  • 7 This Lancashire Town
  • 8 Sat Nav
  • 9 Bitter Lager Cider Ale Stout
  • 10 Shopmobility Scooter
  • 11 A Lancashire DJ
  • 12 Me PSP
  • 13 Christmas In Lancashire