The Lancashire Hotpots Shopmobility Scooter LyricsArtist: The Lancashire Hotpots
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In 2004 I read a letter in the star
It were about a german market in the town
They were sellin fancy cheese an meet, an continentil wine
An the author of the letter had to frown
Cause whereâ€™s he gonna park
Whereâ€™s he gonna park
His shopmobility scooterrrrrrâ€¦â€¦
Tadaaaayyyy X 2
In 2005 I heard a tale in the pub
Big frank were tekkin scooter down to shop
Well half way there , he hit the kerb an battery went flat
Now heâ€™s stuck about ? a mile from co-op.
An whereâ€™s he gonna charge
Whereâ€™s he gonna charge
His shopmibility scooterrrrâ€¦â€¦.
Tadaaayyyyy X 2
In 2006 I had me eye on fairer sex
I where tryin t impress this lovely lass called jean
I got meself a rascal an painted lightning on the side
Now Iâ€™m courting, an its thanks to mean machine
But where am I gonna put jean
Where am I gonna put jean
In me shopmobility scooterrrrrâ€¦.
Tadaaayyyyyy X 2
I love you jeanâ€¦