Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better Lyrics

The Locust


album: Track 11 in album Plague Soundscapes
release date: 2003-6-23
popularity : 3 users have visited this page.
genres: Rock
styles: Hardcore/Experimental
length: 1:30

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The Locust Plague Soundscapes cover art
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who can kiss my ass
and imagine Mr. W
sucking the fuck out of it.

What is your astrological sign?
Stop. Stop!

Funny, hahaha.

Would the owner of an ounce of dignity
please contact the mall security?

Not funny, no, no.
Not funny, nope.






Track Listing


CD 1
  • 1 Recyclable Body Fluids in Human Form
  • 2 Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy
  • 3 Solar Panel Asses
  • 4 Live From the Russian Compound
  • 5 Earwax Halo Manufactured for the Champion in All of Us
  • 6 Wet Dream War Machine
  • 7 Listen, the Mighty Ear Is Here
  • 8 Who Wants a Dose of the Clap?
  • 9 Teenage Mustache
  • 10 How to Become a Virgin
  • 11 Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better
  • 12 Late for a Double Date With a Pile of Atoms in the Water Closet
  • 13 File Under ‘Soft Core Seizures’
  • 14 Practiced Hatred
  • 15 Psst! Is That a Halfie in Your Pants?
  • 16 The Half‐Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office
  • 17 Pulling the Christmas Pig by the Wrong Pair of Ears
  • 18 Can We Get Another Nail in the Coffin of Culture Theft?
  • 19 Your Mantel Disguised as a Psychic Sasquatch
  • 20 Twenty‐Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur
  • 21 Captain Gaydar It’s Time to Wind Your Clock Again
  • 22 Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out of My Bed
  • 23 Pickup Truck Full of Forty Minutes