Your Mantel Disguised as a Psychic Sasquatch Lyrics

The Locust


publisher: ©Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.
writers: Haakan Jan Haugland, H�kan Jan Haugland, Ian Haugland, Joey Tempest, John Leven, John Gunnar Leven, John Terry Norum, Mic Michaeli
album: Track 19 in album Plague Soundscapes
release date: 2003-6-23
popularity : 5 users have visited this page.
genres: Rock
styles: Hardcore/Experimental
length: 0:40

Cover Art

The Locust Plague Soundscapes cover art
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The sultry salesman worked
to keep his high heels on.

Oh, the doors are talking
Oh, the sheets are stained
A fleshy bowl of nonsense says,
"Apparently a slut's been made!"
Why must the fortune teller
always do the dirty work?

It bit the chicken (The skin foresaw it)
And sultry heels worked
to keep the salesman high.
Can I touch your telepathic private parts?






Track Listing


CD 1
  • 1 Recyclable Body Fluids in Human Form
  • 2 Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy
  • 3 Solar Panel Asses
  • 4 Live From the Russian Compound
  • 5 Earwax Halo Manufactured for the Champion in All of Us
  • 6 Wet Dream War Machine
  • 7 Listen, the Mighty Ear Is Here
  • 8 Who Wants a Dose of the Clap?
  • 9 Teenage Mustache
  • 10 How to Become a Virgin
  • 11 Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better
  • 12 Late for a Double Date With a Pile of Atoms in the Water Closet
  • 13 File Under ‘Soft Core Seizures’
  • 14 Practiced Hatred
  • 15 Psst! Is That a Halfie in Your Pants?
  • 16 The Half‐Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office
  • 17 Pulling the Christmas Pig by the Wrong Pair of Ears
  • 18 Can We Get Another Nail in the Coffin of Culture Theft?
  • 19 Your Mantel Disguised as a Psychic Sasquatch
  • 20 Twenty‐Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur
  • 21 Captain Gaydar It’s Time to Wind Your Clock Again
  • 22 Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out of My Bed
  • 23 Pickup Truck Full of Forty Minutes