Diaper Money Lyrics

The Lonely Island


publisher: ©Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.
writers: Jeremy Michael Coleman, Ricky Witherspoon, Andrew D. Samberg, Akiva Schaffer, Jorma Taccone
album: Track 4 in album The Wack Album
release date: 2013-6-7
popularity : 1 users have visited this page.
length: 1:50

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Lonely Island!
We’ve been here for a minute now
This some grown man shit

I got that diaper money, I got that diaper money
Dude I got that diaper money, I’m a grown ass man

Ayo I got that diaper money ‘cause my kids is the shit
So I say I’m gonna hustle to keep my pocket but fit
I got papers and papers and tapes
All for baby’s mistakes
Just so my comperton drapes (don’t get shit on em)

I got that diaper money, I got that diaper money
Dude I got that diaper money, I’m a grown ass man

I got that wife pussy, I got that wife pussy
I got that wife pussy, I got that pussy on lock

I got that wife pussy on lock 24/7
Whenever she left me I’m insane pussy heaven
And the best past about it
Is no one else could have it
And also I can’t have it unless she says I can

See a girl on the street, man I can’t so I won’t
See my wife at home, man I would but she hates my guts

I got that wife pussy, I got that wife pussy
I got that wife pussy, I got that pussy on lock

I got that grave plot, I got that grave plot
I got that grave plot, it’s right off the highway

Wobble dee, wobble dee drop into my grave plot
You afraid of death? Well I’m afraid not
‘Cause I got the bomb spot right off the highway
I did it my way, a very small percent of the time range
I got my coffin picked out
Styrofoam painted like wood, tricked out
It’s even got handles to lower me smooth
And my tomb stone only has minimal typos

I got that grave plot, I got that grave plot
I got that grave plot, right next to my dad

I got that diaper money, I got that wife pussy
I got that grave plot, I’m a grown ass man

Track Listing

  • 1 Dramatic Intro
  • 2 Go Kindergarten
  • 3 Hugs
  • 4 Diaper Money
  • 5 YOLO
  • 6 Spell It Out
  • 7 Semicolon
  • 8 Where Brooklyn At? (interlude)
  • 9 You’ve Got the Look
  • 10 I’m a Hustler (interlude)
  • 11 Spring Break Anthem
  • 12 I Run NY
  • 13 I Don’t Give a Honk
  • 14 3-Way (The Golden Rule)
  • 15 Meet the Crew
  • 16 I Fucked My Aunt
  • 17 We Are a Crowd
  • 18 The Compliments
  • 19 We Need Love
  • 20 Perfect Saturday
  • 1 YOLO
  • 2 Diaper Money
  • 3 We Need Love
  • 4 3-Way (The Golden Rule)
  • 5 Spell It Out
  • 6 Spring Break Anthem
  • 7 100th Digital Short
  • 8 Lazy Sunday 2