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Tim Wilson

Tim Wilson Gettin' My Mind Right cover art
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I had a crazy uncle that was on his deathbed a long time ago,
he said "BOY... there's a hundred things in life every man needs to know to
survive... and here's 39 of em'"
a virgin don't never drive a z-28
never bet the ranch on your prostate
if it's got an adams apple its probley a man
never trust a gay gypsy with the palm of your hand

Track Listing

  • 1 Peterbilt Prison
  • 2 Al Gore
  • 3 White Guys
  • 4 Abe Lincoln
  • 5 Thomas Edison
  • 6 Luther Crawel
  • 7 100 Things to Remember
  • 8 Uncle B.S.: 1963
  • 9 Uncle B.S.: 1941
  • 10 Uncle B.S.: 1945
  • 11 Uncle B.S.: 1836
  • 12 Centerfold, Alabama
  • 13 The Devil Was a Nerd in High School
  • 14 Ben Wright
  • 15 English People
  • 16 Lady Di's Boyfriend
  • 17 The Pyramids
  • 18 King of England
  • 19 Merle The Martian
  • 20 Nail Guns
  • 21 Bobby Knight
  • 22 William Kimler
  • 23 Carla Faye Tucker
  • 24 Nashville Name-Dropping School
  • 25 Think-Thunk
  • 26 Cult Leader
  • 27 If You Try to Save This Marriage Again
  • 28 Haircut Malpractice
  • 29 Uncle B.S.: 1955
  • 30 Uncle B.S.: 1944
  • 31 Uncle B.S.: 1 Hour BC
  • 32 Hebrew Wife
  • 33 Sumo Wrestler Santa Claus
  • credits


    album: Track 7 in album Gettin' My Mind Right
    release date: 1999-10-2
    popularity : 692 users have visited this page.
    length: 2:53

    Album Information

    label: Capitol Records
    country(area): United States
    script: Latin