She Left Me With the Herpes Lyrics

Tiny Tim

album: Track 10 in album I Love Me
release date: 1995-11-10
popularity : 8 users have visited this page.
genres: Rock Folk, World, & Country
styles: Acoustic
length: 1:35

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Tiny Tim I Love Me cover art
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She left me with the herpes,
Oh, why did she do that?
Last night, I sat upon a chair and gave it the cat.
The cat gave it to Rover
And to the mousie too
The mousie gave it to the bird,
I don't know what to do!
A mother said her daughter
Was a nice girl and refined,
It must have been another girl
Certainly not mine,
That darling mother's wrong;
Sue's the only girl I knew
Since Roosevelt won the election in 1932!
She left me with the herpes,
Even roaches won't come near.
Mosquitoes will not bite me 'cause they sense my blood's not clear!
My chamber maid is suing,
And taking me to court,
She cleaned my room the other day,
And you know what she caught!
I left her with the herpes,
Like it was left for me,
And there are many listening to this song who have the same, you see.
The only good advice I give is take a book to bed.
And let her take blood test every day that you are wed!
She left me with the herpes.
I don't know what to do.
My life's a social wreck.
Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
If anybody out there can come up with a cure,
I'll be the very first in line, on that you can be sure!

Track Listing

  • 1 I Saw Mr. Presley Tip-Toeing Through the Tulips
  • 2 If I Had You
  • 3 The Laughing Policeman
  • 4 Religious Medley
  • 5 I Love Me
  • 6 Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2
  • 7 Soul Twister
  • 8 Take Me Out to the Ball Game
  • 9 I Woke Up With a Cold
  • 10 She Left Me With the Herpes
  • 11 Tell Me That You Love Me
  • 12 Sweet Sue (Just You)
  • 13 True Love
  • 14 Star Spangled Banner
  • 15 Comic Strip Man
  • 16 Depression Medley