Piss Up a Rope Lyrics

Ween


publisher: ©Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.
writers: Michael Melchiondo, Aaron Freeman
album: No. 1 track in album 12 Golden Country Greats
release date: 1996-7-16
popularity : 5 users have visited this page.
length: 3:34
lead vocals: Dean Ween

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My dinner's on fire while she watches TV
And if you've ever wondered what it's like to be me
She takes all my money and leaves me no smokes
Yells at my buddies and insults my folks
I'm breakin' my back doin' the best that I can
She's got time for the dog and none for her man
And I'm no dope, but I can't cope
So hit the ****in' road and piss up a rope

You can piss up a rope
And you can put on your shoes, hit the road get truckin'
Pack your bag, I don't need the ag
On your knees you big, booty ***** start suckin'
You ride my *** like a horse in a saddle
Now you're up shits creek with a turd for a paddle
And I can't cope piss up a rope

Uh, you can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble
You can piss up a rope and watch me giggle
For the last 6 months I been packin' your bag
You can wash my balls with a warm, wet rag
Till my balls feel smooth and soft like silk
I'm sick of your mouth and your 2 percent milk
And I'm no dope, but I've lost all hope
So hit the ****in' road and piss up a rope

You can piss up a rope
And you can put on your shoes, hit the road get truckin'
Pack your bag, I don't need the age
On your knees you big, booty ***** start suckin'
You ride my *** like a horse in a saddle
Now you're up shits creek with a turd for a paddle
And I can't cope piss up a rope

Track Listing

  • 1 I'm Holding You
  • 2 Japanese Cowboy
  • 3 Piss Up a Rope
  • 4 I Don't Want to Leave You on the Farm
  • 5 Pretty Girl
  • 6 Powder Blue
  • 7 Mister Richard Smoker
  • 8 Help Me Scrape the Mucus Off My Brain
  • 9 You Were the Fool
  • 10 Fluffy